Many people claim to have outgrown juvenile humor. I haven’t. I’ve added to it, certainly; a particularly well-written comedy of manners or clever wordplay amuses me. But just as one can appreciate both a fine steak and a simple hamburger, juvenile humor has its place.
After hearing one too many instances of elementary school taunting… “Chucky Shmucky Schumer”, “Donald Dump”, “Leaky Leahy”, “Stretch Pelosi”… I decided to challenge myself.
CIA stands for both Central Intelligence Agency and Culinary Institute of America. If some of these prominent politicians were to be described by a phrase using their initials, what would it be?
Here are a quick ten I came up with:
Donald J. Trump = Dopey Junk Toucher
Donald J. Trump Jr. = Derivative Jerk Tweeting Joylessly
Nancy Pelosi = Nattering Pinhead
Melania Trump = Miss Thing
Sarah Sanders = Sleazy Saleswoman
Cory Booker = Claimant Bogus
Paul Manafort = Prison Meat
Steve Bannon = Screwing Breitbart
Jeanine Pirro = Judge Pucker
Pete Sessions = Punked Statist
How many more names can you add, and which of mine can you top?
