Stormy Daniels: Full Disclosure

Stormy Daniels, Dallas Texas on August 7, 2015. Photo by Glenn Francis www.PacificProDigital.com

Tuesday morning found some strange words trending on twitter, Mario Kart, Toad, and Stormy Daniels…

Why? 

Stormy Daniels aka Stephanie Clifford, a porn actress that has alleged she and businessman Trump had sex, during a golf tournament in 2006 who was paid hush money by President Trump’s onetime personal attorney and self proclaimed “fixer,” Michael Cohen, has written a book. 

Tuesday morning The Guardian in what the online publication calls, an “exclusive” writes they obtained a “copy” of the memoir that, “details salacious descriptions of her time with Donald Trump, wonders if he is fit to be president and claims he offered to cheat for her in his reality TV show.” 

The article explains that Daniels writes how she watched with “mounting disbelief” as President Trump kept winning primaries in 2016. She says according to the article, “It will never happen, I would say. He doesn’t even want to be president.”

She writes that then-businessman Trump offered to arrange Daniels a spot on the NBC show The Apprentice, offering Daniels a cheat. She quotes President Trump as saying, “We’ll figure out a way to get you the challenges beforehand. And we can devise your technique.” 

Daniels also in what The Guardian calls “new and lurid detail” describes her sexual encounter with President Trump, explaining that President Trump’s penis is small but “not freakishly small.” She continues, “He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…” 

The Guardian goes on to say that Daniels describes her onetime sexual relationship with President Trump as the “least impressive sex I’d ever had,” adding “but clearly he didn’t share that opinion.” 

At one point the porn actress writes, “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…” 

Twitter of course responded 

Rick Wilson, author of “Everything Trump Touches Dies,” tweeted out the clip of then-candidate Trump defending his penis size on the Republican debate stage and Unnamed Senior Official replied. 

For those wondering exactly what “Toad” looks like, his publicist (not really) offers this comment in response to Daniels claim. 

A little tidbit lost among Twitter users, as noted in the article, Daniels writes of a phone call President Trump received in 2007 while the pair was watching “Shark Week” in his hotel room. The call was from Hillary Clinton, who at the time was running for the Democrat nomination against who would become President Obama. Daniels writes, “Then, to make it crazier, Hillary Clinton called. He had a whole conversation about the race, repeatedly mentioning ‘our plan’…Even while he was on the phone with Hillary, his attention kept going back to the sharks.”

This tweet speaks for itself. 

As a reminder, Michael Cohen has entered a guilty plea on violating campaign finance law regarding the $130,000 that he paid Daniels for her silence and which President Trump reimbursed Cohen. For more on the plea deal @ The News Blender.  

The book Full Disclosure is due out on October 2nd, 2018, according to Amazon.com

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