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Smiling blond girl with missing tooth. Photo by crimfants.

In the Land of Blender we enjoy a good old fashioned argument about today’s biggest issues but we also like to have some fun. We are apparently a competitive bunch who thrives on wit and verbal jousting.

In the spirit of all that is serious and funny, let’s have a little contest. The best joke wins!

Post your best joke and you could ride away with the non-existent prize!


Last Week’s Winner: BigJohn with 42 points!


The scoring is as follows:

Each upvote for a joke of any kind = 1 point

The joke is about politics = 10 bonus points

The joke is about politics and includes the Comic Enhancer = 15 bonus points

*Each week we will have a different Comic Enhancer to have fun with


This week’s Comic Enhancer: Aggressive Interns (who like to grab the mic)


We will wait for 24 hours after the post and tally the results. The most points wins the prestigious Blender’s Funniest Award for the week.  We will announce the weekly winners each following week.

Here are the rules:

  1. The joke must be semi-clean
  2. The joke can be from any source. You do not have to make up the joke yourself.
  3. DBAJ


I will get this party started with a couple of examples:


An old lady walked into a bank and asked the teller to check her balance.  He pushed her over.


What’s the difference between baseball and the  Trump administration?

In baseball you are out if they catch you stealing.


May the funniest comic win!

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