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In the Land of Blender we enjoy a good old fashioned argument about today’s biggest issues but we also like to have some fun. We are apparently a competitive bunch who thrives on wit and verbal jousting.

In the spirit of all that is serious and funny, let’s have a little contest. The best joke wins!

Post your best joke and you could ride away with the non-existent prize!


Last Week’s Winner: CenTex with 23 points!

All Time Funniest Score: BigJohn with 42 points!!

The scoring is as follows:

Each upvote for a joke of any kind = 1 point

The joke is about politics = 10 bonus points

The joke is about politics and includes the Comic Enhancer = 15 bonus points

*Each week we will have a different Comic Enhancer to have fun with

This week we will have two Comic Enhancers: Cereal suppression OR Masculine toilets

We will wait for 24 hours after the post and tally the results. The most points wins the prestigious Blender’s Funniest Award for the week.  We will announce the weekly winners each following week.

Here are the rules:

  1. The joke must be semi-clean
  2. The joke can be from any source. You do not have to make up the joke yourself.
  3. DBAJ

I will get this party started with a couple examples:

Whew, I am exhausted. I just got back from a once in a lifetime trip. I won’t do that again!


Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a boat and they both fall in the water. Who gets saved?


May the funniest comic win!

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