In the Land of Blender, we enjoy a good old fashioned argument about today’s biggest issues, but we also like to have some fun. We are, apparently, a competitive bunch who thrive on wit and verbal jousting.
In the spirit of all that is serious and funny, let’s have a little contest. The best joke wins!
Post your best joke and you could ride away with the non-existent prize!
The scoring is as follows:
Each upvote for a joke of any kind = 1 point
The joke is about politics = 10 bonus points
The joke is about politics and includes the Comic Enhancer = 15 bonus points
*Each week we will have a different Comic Enhancer to have fun with
This week’s Comic Enhancer: Michael Avenatti
We will wait for 24 hours after the post and tally the results. The most points wins the prestigious Blender’s Funniest Award for the week. We will announce the weekly winners each following week.
Here are the rules:
- The joke must be semi-clean
- The joke can be from any source. You do not have to make up the joke yourself.
- No racism
- No misogyny
I will get this party started with a couple of examples:
Breaking News: Willie Nelson was injured today when he got hit by a car. He was playing on the road again.
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
Donald Trump does not like to see a garbanzo bean when he visits Russia.
What’s your best zinger? May the best comic win!