Humor – The Other Lists

A List. Photo by sunshinecity.

It’s the end of the year. Everyone (including TNB) is doing lists wrapping up the events of the year. Five memorable deaths in music, ten worst weather disasters, eight new trends we’ve seen, fifty most significant resignations from the Trump administration…

It’s time for some other lists. And this one is most definitely participatory. So, without further ado…

Top Seven Other Names For IHOP:

  1. I Have Oleo Poisoning
  2. International House Of Publicity Gimmicks
  3. Multiethnic Domicile Of Flapjacks
  4. Syrup McSyrupface
  5. Baconland
  6. The Sunday Morning Black Hole
  7. Dennyss (just to mess with their competitors)

Top Four Dictators To Secretly Be Called “Mr. Snuggles” by President Trump:

  1. Vladimir Putin
  2. Kim Jong Un
  3. Recep Erdogan
  4. Xi Jinping

Top Eight Indications Your Driver May Be A Chinese Spy

  1. Spontaneously launches into tirades about fortune cookies being an American invention
  2. Addresses you as “Five-Spice”
  3. When asking for autographs for his family, uses blank visa waivers
  4. Constantly misspells the first day of the workweek as “Maonday”.
  5. Pretends your second and third child do not exist
  6. Threatens to kill Westminster judges when Crested dog fails to place
  7. Refers to his prior tech company job as a “reverse” Engineer
  8. Coats your child’s toys with date-rape drugs

Top Ten Stan Lee Creations People Did NOT Use For Their Avatars On Stan Lee’s Birthday

  1. Hate-Monger
  2. Asbestos Man
  3. Ego the Living Planet
  4. Fancy Dan
  5. Lockjaw
  6. H.E.R.B.I.E.
  7. The Femizons
  8. Doctor Druid
  9. Egghead
  10. Forbush Man

Remember, this one is meant to be fun for all. If you have some lists of your own – short or long, facetious or real – toss them in at the comment section.

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Ex-Navy Reactor Operator turned bookseller. Father of an amazing girl and husband to an amazing wife. Tired of willful political blindness, but never tired of politics. Hopeful for the future.