I would like to from the bottom of my heart send my thanks to Haldoc for stepping in and providing not only Trump Tweets, but the live Senate Threads as well, plus the two rallies held this past week, she’s a star.
It is along those lines, that I must inform her and you dear readers, that I intend to steal “President Impeached,” as it made me giggle every time I read it.
Saturday February 1st, 2020.
President Impeached also known as The Most Insecure Person on the Planet tweeted 13 times and retweeted 47 times.
Highlights.
Getting a little exercise this morning! pic.twitter.com/fyAAcbhbgk
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 1, 2020
Nice to see our tax dollars at work…
He ended his Saturday night by blasting former New York Mayor, Michael Bloomberg.
Mini Mike is part of the Fake News. They are all working together. In fact, Bloomberg isn’t covering himself (too boring to do), or other Dems. Only Trump. That sounds fair! It’s all the Fake News Media, and that’s why nobody believes in them any more.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 2, 2020
Many of the ads you are watching were paid for by Mini Mike Bloomberg. He is going nowhere, just wasting his money, but he is getting the DNC to rig the election against Crazy Bernie, something they wouldn’t do for @CoryBooker and others. They are doing it to Bernie again, 2016.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 2, 2020
Mini Mike is now negotiating both to get on the Democrat Primary debate stage, and to have the right to stand on boxes, or a lift, during the debates. This is sometimes done, but really not fair!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 2, 2020
A box to stand on to make the shorter candidate the same height as the other taller candidates =’s unfair.
Cancelling Republican Primaries so President Impeached doesn’t face a challenger(s) =’s totally fair.
Superbowl Sunday.
Highlights.
President Impeached for Sunday tweeted 9 times and retweeted 18 times.
My @SuperBowl Interview at 3:30 P.M. on @foxnetworks. Enjoy!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 2, 2020
In this clip he laments Bloomberg and his debate box.
Trump to Hannity on Michael Bloomberg: "Very little. I just think of little. Now he wants a box for the debates to stand on … he wants a box for the debates! Why should he be entitled to that?" #BeBest pic.twitter.com/8rMeBFMcEE
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 2, 2020
In this clip he tells viewers he’s the bestest ever President in History.
Trump claims to Hannity, without any caveats whatsoever, that "me and this administration — we've done more than any administration in the history of our county." pic.twitter.com/pzDgpVY7Te
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 2, 2020
In this clip he calls sports the “microcosm of life.”
Trump on sports: "You have people that you expect to see that final play … you have people that you expect more out of, and oftentimes they produce. Then you have people that you just don't expect they're gonna do it, and oftentimes they don't.” #wut pic.twitter.com/Tn1iOPOb5G
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 2, 2020
Playing in the Superbowl, were the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49ers. The final score of the game was Chiefs 31 and the 49ers 20. The 49ers were leading the Chiefs 20-10 in the third quarter. According to CBS Sports the Chiefs scored 21 points in the final 6:13 minutes of the game.
Twitter user Devin NuneZ Cocaine Cow @EmmReef tweeted out a prediction late in the game.
If KC pulls this out, what are the chances Trump
— Devin NuneZ Cocaine Cow (@EmmReef) February 3, 2020
A. Thinks the Chiefs play in the state of Kansas
B. Takes shots at the city of SF in a congratulatory tweet to KC
President Impeached went with A.
The Kansas City Chiefs are from Missouri. The incorrect tweet was up around 10 whole minutes.
Congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs on a great game and a fantastic comeback under immense pressure. We are proud of you and the Great State of Missouri. You are true Champions!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 3, 2020
Deleting the tweet even after only 10 minutes was not enough to save President Impeached from rightfully earning mockery on Twitter.
In recent years, Trump has:
— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) February 3, 2020
-Said Kansas City is in Kansas
-Said he was building border wall in Colorado
-Said Belgium was a "beautiful city"
-Invented the country of "Nambia"
-Confused "Baltic" with "Balkan," blaming the Baltics for war in Yugoslaviahttps://t.co/4xz4IgLCbR
TRUMP: "We're building a wall in Colorado. We're building a beautiful wall. A big one that really works." 😳 pic.twitter.com/tVgO95VIdW
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 23, 2019
Many a Twitter user was reminded of SharpieGate, in where President Impeached altered a Hurricane map, to defend a tweet that placed Alabama in the path of Hurricane Dorian.
The black outlined area on this very outdated @NHC_Atlantic #Dorian graphic that Trump just used in his update was added and not a part of the official forecast. @WhiteHouse pic.twitter.com/XMQmepPyj6
— Kait Parker (@WeatherKait) September 4, 2019
— Adam Steinbaugh (@adamsteinbaugh) February 3, 2020
Where I that Sharpie?#TrumpIsAnIdiot #2Stupid2bPOTUS
— What's LEFT? (@WhatsLeft9) February 3, 2020
@2stupid2bPOTUS pic.twitter.com/akLQlZQAk5
The world according to Sharpie#TrumpIsAnIdiot pic.twitter.com/YDGImxIFAq
— John Lundin 🌊 (@johnlundin) February 3, 2020
The infamous Rick Wilson who earned the ire of the MAGA’s having dared to mock President Impeached on Don Lemon’s CNN show, saying that Mr. Impeached couldn’t find Ukraine on a map if he had the “letter U and a picture of an actual physical crane next to it,” weighed in on the Impeached President’s deleted tweet.
Remember when the Maga world lost their shit because I called Donald Trump out for not being able to find Ukraine on a map? pic.twitter.com/YBJTxZwLLO
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) February 3, 2020
Taking his cue from Wilson, Wajahat Ali, a CNN contributor also weighed in during the segment, earning his own ire from the MAGA’s in the process by saying in part, “you elitists with your geography and maps and your spelling,” he added, “only elitists know where Ukraine is.”
And y'all got upset with me and @TheRickWilson for mocking Trump's ignorance and the cult's celebration of the Chosen One… pic.twitter.com/dp6puqm6M8
— Wajahat "Shaped by the American Coastland" Ali (@WajahatAli) February 3, 2020
*I’ve seen this segment a dozen times now, and its still funny.*
Bonus tweets.
— Jeff H (@up_it_goes) February 3, 2020
Or U pic.twitter.com/iP0YRWs4zU
— Jeff H (@up_it_goes) February 3, 2020
Monday February 3rd, 2020. (Iowa Caucus Day)
President Impeached so far for Monday has tweeted 6 times , and retweeted once, and *@’d Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) one time.
The DNC on Bernie Sanders, “Looks like they’re going to do it to him again, doesn’t it?” @SteveDoocy @foxandfriends
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 3, 2020
A Fox & Friends segment featuring a 2016 Bernie Sanders campaign staffer arguing that the Selzer-DMR poll was pulled as part of an effort by the Democratic establishment to stop his ascent catches the president's eye.
— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) February 3, 2020
Left, Fox & Friends, 7:21 a.m.
Right, Trump, 8:03 a.m. pic.twitter.com/8zwZoAQ8Gu
*In the interest of debunking a shadow banned hot take from Republicans and Conservatives alike, the @’d tweet does not appear in Impeached Trump’s feed, it appears in the “tweets and replies,” section of his feed, it’s there, it was not removed, it was not “hidden,” it was just placed in a different section of the Impeached President’s feed.*
@LindseyGrahamSC https://t.co/lWUKpH1ydc
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 3, 2020
President Impeached weighed in on the Senate Trial, again.
I hope Republicans & the American people realize that the totally partisan Impeachment Hoax is exacty that, a Hoax. Read the Transcripts, listen to what the President & Foreign Minister of Ukraine said (“No Pressure”). Nothing will ever satisfy the Do Nothing, Radical Left Dems!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 3, 2020
Since I’ve run into a time management issue, the issue being the President held back on Twitter until post time, I’m just going to leave this here.
There is nothing he can’t fuck up. pic.twitter.com/nDlCnU6TEe
— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) February 3, 2020
President Impeached reminding folks that he’s the bestest ever President in History of Histories.
Republicans in Iowa, go out and Caucus today. Your great Trade Deals with China, Mexico, Canada, Japan, South Korea and more, are DONE. Great times are coming, after waiting for decades, for our Farmers, Ranchers, Manufacturers and ALL. Nobody else could have pulled this off!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 3, 2020
2016 Campaign Slogan tweet.
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 3, 2020
Followed a minute later by 2020’s Campaign Slogan tweet.
KEEP AMERICA GREAT!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 3, 2020
As a reminder they stole both campaign slogans from prior President’s Reagan and Clinton*.
*Impeached President #2.*
Whining about Impeachment again.
Where’s the Whistleblower? Where’s the second Whistleblower? Where’s the Informer? Why did Corrupt politician Schiff MAKE UP my conversation with the Ukrainian President??? Why didn’t the House do its job? And sooo much more!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 3, 2020
The House did it’s job, it passed Articles of Impeachment. The Senate where the trial to decided if President Trump should be removed is refusing to do their jobs. Projection thy name is Trump*
*Impeached President #3.*
I once again express my love and thanks to Haldoc for filling in for me as I moved, and also Alien, who stepped in and helped with behind the scenes things in my absence.
There will be if I can swing it, an Iowa Caucus thread.
This post is likely not to be updated, as today I’m picking up my cats, all 6 from my mothers to transport them to their forever home.
Thank you all for your support and understanding. 🙂
