For Thursday Coward has tweeted 6 times so far.
In his first tweet for Thursday he posted a video of himself focusing on the Executive Order he signed making vandalism more illegal.
President Coward: Lawlessness has been allowed to prevail. We’re not going to let it prevail any longer. I signed an Executive Order just a few days ago and since then, it’s been very calm. They go to prison for 10 years if they hurt our monuments or our statues. It started off with Confederate statues, but then it went to George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln. It went to people that were abolitionist, people that wanted to stop slavery. It went to anything because frankly it didn’t matter to them. Anarchists, agitators, looters and people aren’t happy. We call it the silent majority, but it’s really bigger than that. It’s called the vast silent majority. And we’re all going to make sure this doesn’t happen any longer. Our country is great, it’s going to be greater than ever before no doubt about it.
For President Pathetic’s next 4 tweets he posts highlights of himself bragging about the Jobs Report.
President Pathetic: The speculator news for American workers and American families and for our country as a whole. There’s not been anything like this record setting it was just put out that the United States economy added almost 5 million jobs in the month of June. Shattering all expectations. I was watching this morning and the expectations were much lower than that. The Stock Market is doing extremely well, which means to me jobs. That’s what it means jobs. This is the largest monthly jobs gain in the history of our country.
President Pathetic: In June we added 2.1 million leisure and hospitality jobs, 740,000 retail jobs, 568,000 education and health care jobs [gee, wonder how come the health care job market rose for June, such a mystery], 357,000 service jobs–these are all historic numbers–and 356,000 manufacturing jobs and manufacturing looks like it’s ready to really take off at a level it’s never been before and a lot of that has to do with our trade policy, because we are bringing manufacturing back to our country.
This all caps tweet came before the next two highlights he posted of himself bragging about the June Jobs Report.
Back to propaganda videos.
President Pathetic: All of these people are working with governors and local officials to restore best practices, and that’s what we’ve done. That includes face coverings, social distancing, testing, and personal hygiene– wash your hands. State officials will decide how rapidly to open their economy’s [but I’m gonna take credit always], that’s largely up to them, if we see something that’s egregious–we’ve gotten involved with a couple of them where we thought it was unfair, we’d like to see churches opened quickly and some of them just don’t want to do that [I wonder how come they don’t…] in New York we got a great ruling, thank you judge, that they can open. If these best practices and implemented then the hot spots [14 states and rising] can be calmed quickly and we understand [absolutely nothing] this horrible disease right now, we didn’t understand the disease at all, we did the right thing we closed it up–would’ve lost millions of lives–we’ve done a historic thing–we would’ve lost millions of lives and now we are opening it up and it’s opening up far faster than anybody thought even possible and more successful and as I said we are going to have a fantastic 3rd quarter–it will be a 3rd quarter the likes of which nobody’s ever seen before in my opinion. And the good thing is the numbers will be coming out just prior to the election so people will be able to see those numbers. The 4th quarter likewise will be extremely good and maybe most importantly from the stand point of our country itself next year will be a historic year.
President Pathetic [who’s trying to kill me]: We have Steve Mnuchin with us–Larry Kudlow, I’d like to just announce The speculator news for American workers and American families and for our country as a whole. There’s not been anything like this record setting it was just put out that the United States economy added almost 5 million jobs in the month of June. Shattering all expectations. I was watching this morning and the expectations were much lower than that. The Stock Market is doing extremely well, which means to me jobs. That’s what it means jobs. This is the largest monthly jobs gain in the history of our country. The unemployment rate fell by more than two percentage points down to just about 11 percent. We are done to the 11 percent number. We started at a number very much higher than that. As you know we broke the record last month and we broke it again this month in an even bigger way. This news comes on top of May’s extraordinary Jobs Report which was revised upwards by the way to 2.7 million jobs, it was 2.5, that was last month and that was a record setter, but it actually got a little bit better we revised it–it was revised upward to 2.7 million jobs for a combined total of 7.5 million jobs created in the last month [created, as in new? I don’t thank so] and that’s a record by many millions jobs so it’s 7.5 million jobs created in the last two months alone. Today’s announcement proves that our economy is roaring back [the survey was conducted mid-June, prior to the spike in coronavirus cases] it’s coming back extremely strong. We have some areas where we are putting out the flames or the fires and that’s working out well, we are working very closely with governors and I think it’s working out very well and I think you’ll see that shortly.
From the Jobs Report:
Some Twitter User’s Thoughts…
President Pathetic Coward did not take media questions at his victory lap press event because he’s a Pathetic Coward.
Live-ish feed to President Pathetic Coward’s remarks.
In Other News.
Ghislaine Maxwell has been indicted for her role in “the sexual exploitation and abuse of minor girls by Jeffery Epstein.”
In other-other news, the Supreme Court has decided to weigh-in on the fight between the Department of Justice and Democrats in the House regarding over the House seeking Mueller grand jury materials.
Orders from the Court are scheduled to be released Monday July 6th.
This post might be updated.