TNB Night Owl — Snark Bites, Baby Snark Bites

12 October Carp Tail (second version) Photo by Howard J.

Welcome to another episode of quick snarks, because there’s just too much stupid to go around sometimes. Be sure to keep score and tell me in the comments below who you think brought their best “A” game of stupid!

In the lead-off position is your favorite former president and mine (well, we’re all happy he’s now a former president, at least), Donald Trump:

I guess the stratgery here is helping democrats win in November will make it easier for his MAGA crazies to win in 2024? Because who wants sane government where we have politicians working across the aisle to get things done for the American people?

Also, it’s pretty funny he says McConnell thinks the candidates 45 has endorsed are crazy and unelectable. It’s not like he’s handpicked folks like a woman who scats for Jesus and a former football star who’s more recently been accused of beating his wife.

Oh, wait…

Also, as a woman, I’m insulted by his use of the term “and their Menopausal Friends.” Is he referring to Liz Cheney and Nancy Pelosi here? Or is it just another instance of Trump referring to men as cowering old women? Either way, it’s yet another instance of nasty misogyny from the Orange Dumbsicle. (Yes, I just called him a cold, dumb, drip.)

Whoever writes the chyrons at Fox News is batting next:

I’ll admit, “Marshall Law” was a really good network show that I enjoyed watching, back in the day; but I’m not sure why MTG would be texting the White House Chief of Staff about it…

Sean Hannity, because why not?

Yeah, obviously, it’s evidence of an anti-conservative shadow ban policy at Twitter that’s suddenly been lifted. It’s can’t possibly be a fresh wave of bots going live…

Here’s Marco Rubio hyperventilating:

“The sky is falling! The sky is falling!”

Marjorie Taylor Greene herself getting testy with Jim Acosta. Because she’s an idiot that way.

As we like to say here in Tennessee, well, bless her heart. Bless her stupid, empty, lying heart.

I don’t know about y’all, but I kinda have to wonder about the guys who find her attractive. As in what’s broken inside them.

Ted Cruz, proving what a fucking putz he is, yet again:

It’s a little hard to claim a legitimate religious exemption to the Covid vaccine when you have an arm full of scars from all the other vaccines you’ve taken, Teddy.

And Matt Gaetz, talking on the same topic:

Given the numbers we’re talking about here, it’s not much of a purge. It’s not even one percent of everyone in the military; so, either they’re making a mountain out of a molehill (highly likely), or we’ve got an army chock-full of heathens!

I couldn’t even bring myself to read the linked article to this, because just the headline was too stupid for words, but here’s Rand Paul:

I don’t see Dr. Fauci defending people attempting to overthrow an election by any and every means necessary. But you do you, Rand. You do you!

So who gets your vote for dumbest of the dumb today?

As always, this is an open thread, so feel free to discuss anything you like in the comments below. And stay snarky, my Blender peeps!

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