Open Thread — Snark Attack Presents Snark Bites, the Running Really Late Edition

12 October Carp Tail (second version) Photo by Howard J.

So, yeah. I meant to get this article written last night, but I was kinda tired; so, instead, I went to bed, figuring I’d have plenty of time to do it in the morning. Then I overslept. So, yeah… this will probably be short. Look at it as this will give you more time to comment, because there’s less to read…

Anyhoo, let’s get started with the shots of stupid.

Tucker Carlson, because he somehow manages to say really stupid shit every day. But this, this is really, really a very special kind of stupid:

They didn’t arrest him because they disagreed with his politics. They arrested him because he, you know, defied a subpoena. Try doing that yourself, Tucker, and see what happens. We dare you. Seriously, please, do it!

Huh. Tucker may have just topped himself…

Yes, you heard that right. He just admitted Russia got Trump elected. I mean, this isn’t news, but, um…

Lauren Boebert. Because, you know why…

What part of this statement in President Biden’s speech was unclear to Lauren?

(2:10) Biden: For so many of you at home, I want to be very clear: this is not about taking away anyone’s guns. It’s about vili- not about vilifying gum [sic], gun owners. In fact, we believe we should be treating responsible gun owners as an example of how every gun owner should behave.

President Biden’s speech on gun violence, June 2, 2022

But, hey, she’s got stupid RW talking points to make, y’all!

This one’s a bit of a two-fer:

Question: when the political left starts attacking Representative Palin (should she be elected), will that fighter quit, like she did when she was governor of Alaska?

Madison Cawthorn, because you knew he wasn’t done saying stupid things, just because he’s a lame duck:

Fact-finding republicans like Gym Jordan?

That’s about all the stupid I can take today. Thanks to everyone who sent me birthday wishes in comments yesterday; I had a great day!

As always, this is an open thread, so feel free to talk about whatever you like in the comments section. Stay snarky, my Blender peeps!

And don’t forget this week’s film noir is a classic in the genre, “Out of the Past.” You won’t want to miss it!

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