TNB Night Owl — Snark Attack Presents Snark Bites, Because You Can’t Stop at Just One

So much to snark about, so little time… Also, it’s my birthday, and I’m shamelessly mentioning it since I write the article. Ha!

First up, Kandiss Taylor:

Kandiss "Jesus, Guns, Babies" Taylor, who received 3.4% of the vote in Georgia's GOP gubernatorial primary, clams the election was stolen and refuses to concede, praying that those responsible for this "crime" will "feel so guilty [that] they come forward": "We pray for guilt." pic.twitter.com/ctTOvYgCAq

— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) June 1, 2022

This chick’s a few nuts shy of an economy box of peanut brittle…

Next up, Christian Walker:

Pride month is starting so I’d like to announce to everyone that I’m NOT gay. I’m attracted to men but I refuse to identify with the rainbow cult. I don’t believe in indoctrinating children. My whole identity isn’t my sexuality. And I don’t go to gay bars. Don’t call me gay.

— Christian Walker (@ChristianWalk1r) June 1, 2022

Christian Walker is totes not gay. He just likes having sex with men, but that doesn’t mean he’s gay! STOP SAYING HE’S GAY!!!!

And in the irony category:

Only one day each year, we honor military members who died serving our country for ALL of us to be free.

An entire #PrideMonth and millions in spending through corporations & our government on LGBTQ sexual identity needs to end.

The movements goals were achieved, were they not?

— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@RepMTG) June 1, 2022

You might want to ask Christian Walker about that. Also, Marge, why should you care how much corporations are spending to promote Pride Month?

Steven Crowder, because it’s been too long since he was included in a round-up:

Biden is ten times worse than Obama. I didn’t think that was possible.

— Steven Crowder (@scrowder) June 1, 2022

How do you demonstrate you’re a partisan hack who will say anything to please your fanbase without admitting you’re a partisan hack who will say anything to please your fan base?

I used to think this guy was smart…

If it were possible to enforce a ban on lying, a ghastly silence would fall over the city of Washington.

— Thomas Sowell (@ThomasSowell) June 1, 2022

The entire world would be experiencing that ghastly silence, Tom…

Some guy running for Congress who thought this was a mic drop moment:

OPEN the Keystone XL pipeline and CLOSE the southern border!

— Jim Bognet (@Bognet4congress) June 1, 2022

I bet that took his comms team days to craft such a nuanced message!

Tomi Lahren:

As long as we’re flying these illegal immigrants around the country and dumping them off in the middle of the night, why not just take them all the way to Canada? I’m sure Trudeau would love to have them!

— Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) May 31, 2022

Apparently, Tomi is only bothered when brown people violate our borders. She’s fine if they violate the borders of other countries. Because America First is all about making brown people some other country’s problem, not ours…

Benny Johnson:

The FBI is the KGB for the DNC.

That is all.

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) June 1, 2022

Yes, exactly like the KGB… SMDH. This is the kind of stupid take I expect from people who don’t know anything about history or geopolitics. Get crossed up with the KGB and see how things go for ya, sport!

In the “D-list star of a 90s syndicated series thinks he should weigh in on politics, because he can’t get a traffic ticket in Hollywood” category, Kevin Sorbo has some thoughts:

Politicians and don’t care about you, they care about your money and your vote, and they’ll do whatever they can to get both.

— Kevin Sorbo (@ksorbs) June 1, 2022

Something tells me Kevin is only referring to politicians of the D party…

Remember, snark or die! This is an open thread, so feel free to discuss whatever you like.

Also, the noir film this week is “Out of the Past.” If you asked someone to give some examples of the best of the genre, OotP would definitely be among them. So you won’t want to miss it! Movie will air Saturday night around midnight and Sunday morning at 10:00 AM eastern.