It’s two, two, TWO SNARKS IN ONE DAY!!!! Because, well, I’m apparently a glutton for punishment, and your need for shiny, new threads is insatiable. Or something…
Anyhoo…
I really need to get off my butt and get more popcorn. Lots and lots and lots of popcorn.
Steve Deace being, well, Steve Deace.
That’s not how contracts work, imbecile.
In the “I kinda feel bad mocking the mentally handicapped,” here’s Kristi Noem saying some stupid shit.:
KRISTI NOEM: Why is nobody talking about, you know, they talk extensively about this 10-year-old girl that was raped; why is nobody talking about the horrific, horrible individual who raped her? And talking about fixing those situations, as well?
Me: Rape is already against the law, Kristi, so what more can be done to fix that situation? Are we going to read people’s minds in order to predict when they might start raping children?
Meanwhile, a girl who was raped was victimized again by politicians in the state where she lived who decided victims of rape shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions.
More from Trump’s dumpster fire rally:
Advocating once again to have drug dealers executed for their crimes. Because, yeah, that seems real due process-y.
Because Boebert hasn’t made an appearance on here in a while…
LAUREN BOEBERT: That’s exactly right. Um, the majority of people do not want full term abortions, and the left has just taken everything so far. They want to blame the Supreme Court decision on conservatives, on republicans; but this is absolutely their fault. They have pushed abortions, um, down everyone’s throats–
Me: That doesn’t seem like the best way to perform an abortion, but what do I know?
LAUREN BOEBERT, NOT A CERTFIED OB/GYN, BUT POSSIBLY CERTIFIABLE: –and they have taken it way too far, even wanting post-term abortions here in the United States.
Me: You know, the right certainly has gotten a helluva lot of mileage out of Peter Singer’s comments from ten years ago. Is there anyone else on the left pushing to kill babies once they’ve left the womb?
Well, maybe a couple. Not necessarily on the left, though…
I’m just gonna leave this right here…
Also, this one…
Because, you know, killing troubled teens is the first thing most of us would think of to do, right? Right?
Here’s another RW boob making the strawman argument that the left wants to legalize killing babies after birth:
OAN HOST ALISON STEINBERG: …that liberals outright LOVE killing babies. Yes, between abortions, forced vaccinations at birth–
Me: There’s only one vaccination that is given to newborns, recommended within their first day of life, and that’s for Hepatitis B. According to VAERS, between the years 1991 and 1998, 18 infants died after receiving the Hep B vaccine, out of 86 million vaccine doses given in that timeframe. But, yeah, them liberal doctors and researchers love killing them little babies…
ALISON STEINBERG, EXTREMELY ANGRY RW NUTJOB: –formula shortages, courtesy of Biden.
Me: Yes, Biden twisted his Simon Legree handlebar moustache and asked himself, “What can I do to make the children of this nation suffer?”
ALISON STEINBERG THINKS SHE HAS A MEANINGFUL POINT TO MAKE: It’s no secret these mentally deranged–
Me: She might want to check herself in the mirror…
ALISON STEINBERG: –leftists are coming for your kids. We’ve been warning about it for years, only to be met with denial from the left. According to them, abortion is a “constitutional right” and life doesn’t begin until the child is out of the womb. They attempt to casually sweep their obsession with literally murdering children under the rug, in the name of “choice.”
And you thought my sentence structure could sometimes be a bit tortured? Yeah…
ALISON STEINBERG: On the off chance you’re uncertain about the presence of evil and the capacity of influence upon our society, if you still need proof that liberals are sick demons who thrive on the thought of death, boy do I have…
Damn, I wanted to see where her fearmongering was going to take us. I mean, she doesn’t hold back at all, does she?
Again, I’m really tired of the strawman argument from the right that liberals are apparently standing next to a woman as she’s squirting out her baby so they can kill it. Because, yeah… that seems like a legit argument, right?
What did Ms Steinberg have to say about Scott Adams remarks this week or Debbie Lesko’s remarks made June 9th, about killing teenage children?
Let’s make a deal: the right can’t use this tired argument that the left wants to kill babies already out of the womb until they address famous people on their own side advocating for killing mentally troubled teens. M’kay?
J.D. Vance has some thoughts…
I want to say something about January 6th here and how much better the right treats the police than the left, but it seems a bit too… easy? …much of a cheap shot?
When the revolution hasn’t happened yet, but you’re convinced your side is going to win and you feel one documentary team isn’t enough to capture all the majesty that is your brilliantly staged coup. I think that’s called “hubris.”
Roger Stone is about to discover that that Trump pardon didn’t give him a “get out of jail free” card for this coup…
So Madison Cawthorn hasn’t slithered back under his rock yet…
Figuring out where they left their principles and maybe picking them back up? Nah! That’s crazy talk!
Elon Musk in this picture looks like Conan O’Brien doing a sketch as an 1890s robber baron…
And this is where we are:
I had put this edition to bed at 5 AM eastern, but then I saw this at 11 AM and had to add it. You’re welcome?
Y’all, he couldn’t live with himself if he didn’t serve the American people. Oh, and the “be loved by everyone.” WTAF?
This requires another GIF…
And one more, because late-breaking news!
Ron F. asks a bunch of good questions…
Ronny J, on the other hand, sounds as unhinged as his master, Trump. SAD!
Okay, my Blender peeps! I’m really outta here this time! May the snark be with you!
As always, this is an open thread, so feel free to discuss whatever you want in the comments below.