Open Thread — Snark Bites: The One Where I Was Too Tired to Write It Before I Went to Bed…

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Just jumping right into the snark this morning:

Why? Why would anyone think this was a good idea?

The ever-popular guest on Snark Bites, Lauren Boebert:

Did anyone know Boebert could read? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Ted Cruz gets beat up by a “woke” Hollywood dude. And it’s glorious. Read the whole thread.

Marjorie Taylor Greene has some thoughts about gay marriage:

Yeah, why would anyone think that maybe Congress needs to pass a law in order to protect rights SCOTUS said we had before SCOTUS pulls them away and shouts, “PSYCHE!”

Every time I’ve watched a Trump rally lately I’ve asked WTH is going on with his face. This is why:

Has he found his precious, yet?

Because I haven’t pushed my own Twitter feed enough this morning…

Some bimbo from OANN wants your suggestions to name her new show. I don’t think she’d like what I’d come up with…

“The Two-Bit Whore Report?

Trump’s attorney. Is it just me, or is there a theme here of women whoring themselves up in order to appeal to conservative men? I kinda miss the Maria Butina Russian-Girl-Next-Door phase they were in…

Roger Stone. Maybe he figures if he’s inside, lightning is a lot less likely to strike him?

I’d feel sorry for Alex Jones, but I left all my sympathy in my other pair of pants. Which I lost somewhere… (Apologies to Horace for stealing his pants gag.)

Guys, seriously… you need to dial back the desperation in your slavish worship of Trump.

Yeah, he’s so manly!

Because republicans like to cosplay at being patriots, but Zelenskyy really is one. And they hate being shown up like that.

Whenever I do one of these posts, it never fails that as soon as I schedule it to drop, I find something else I want to add. Like, ALWAYS this happens. This one made me giggle, and it had to make it into the post:

Let’s end on a couple of cheeky notes:

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This Sunday’s noir movie is “Raw Deal.” Have a great day, and stay snarky, my Blender peeps!

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