Afternoon Open Thread: Fun Facts

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All in good fun NSFW fun fact jokes that may or may not be true.

In other words, some nonsense to fill up the page for our afternoon open thread and enlighten you at the same time. Win-win!



Did you know that 11,000 Americans injure themselves yearly by trying out bizarre sexual positions?

Did you know that Dr. Kellogg introduced Kellogg’s Corn Flakes in hopes it would reduce masturbation? (Doesn’t that one just scream someone had an upbringing by crazy fundamentalist parents with tons of hang ups. 🙄)

The average American’s butt is 14.9 inches long and the space between your eyebrows is called a glabella.

In a lifetime, the average human produces enough spit to fill two swimming pools.

Three-point-nine women don’t wear underwear. Meanwhile, the average woman consumes six pounds of lipstick in a lifetime.

Did you know the dot over the lowercase letters of I and J is called a tittle or that a blob of toothpaste is called a nurdle?

Did you know a human head remains conscious for 20 seconds after being decapitated. 😬

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit and a whale’s penis is called a dork.

Wombats poop cubes.

Omg, I went looking for a wombat meme and wouldn’t you know it but there is a meme for a wombat pooping cubes! Because of course there is! 😂😂


Illegible handwriting is called griffonage.

And last, but not least, this one seems to be a good one to end on for the day:

To “testify” was based on the Roman court swearing to a statement by swearing on the longevity and health of their balls.

I wonder if that would work for our current inhabitants of the den of corruption in DC.

Stay groovy, peeps. Have a good Saturday.

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