This Is An Open Thread
After the week long GOP Circus Clowns and Sideshow Freaks Shitshow if you are looking for a way to fill your heads with nonsense you are in the right place in this afternoon’s open thread.
For editorial purposes I have added in text of gross and NSFW fun facts between clips. Some may or may not be true. 😘
Sit back and relax, and welcome to a Sunday Matinee showing of:
Cannonball Run
Did you know that the average adult spends more time on the toilet than exercising? 😄
What has two butts and kills people? … An assassin! *Ba Da Bing*
Did you know that booby trap spelled backwards is party boob and strap-on is no-pants?
Just so you know, if you ever need to escape from the grip of a crocodile’s jaws, just shove your thumbs into its eyeballs and it will let go instantly.
Did you know that a male honey bee’s ejaculation is so strong that it makes his junk explode and kills him? 🤷♀️
Jelly beans get their shine from a shellac made from female insects native to Thailand that feed on tree sap and secrete a resin. If you see something called “confectioner’s glaze” that is insect secretion. 😮
Did you know perfume musk comes from a sack in the front of a deer’s penis? True story! It starts out as a putrid smell, then it is dried and soaked in alcohol, like Vodka, for months up to years that renders it that ‘pleasant’ musk odor found in some perfumes.
I mean, wth, people?? Who? What? How does one go about discovering that shit?? *shakes head*
A pig’s orgasm can last up to half an hour. Not sure if that is the female or the male. 🥴
A banana slug’s penis grows on its head.
Lawd sakes, there have been documented reports of vacuum toilets on planes and cruise ships sucking the rectums out of people. 😱 Moral of that story: Do Not Flush while sitting down on a toilet with a vacuum flush. Good grief, I am surprised that has to be said. LOL!
THE END!
This Is An Open Thread