
Hello, and welcome back to The Post It Note! Hope you’re having a great weekend thus far! Let’s get down and get funky with the news.
POLITICS:
I was hoping his quote contained the word “malarkey.”
US NEWS:
So long as the train doesn’t end up in the water, 10 yards away from a shark, we’re okay!
Good job reminding Iowa voters why they should get out and vote, y’all!
WORLD NEWS:
Never take a crossbow to a gunfight.
WEATHER:
SPORTS:
That’s it for today. As always, this is an open thread. I’ll see you again tomorrow!