Watch Live: 2024 Republican National Convention

Trump Administration Wheel of Fish parody. Image by Lenny Ghoul.

I don’t really care to listen to the cult worship their cult leader, but Twice Impeached 45 Felon 34 is the Republican nominee for President…

Allegedly, though, everything cult related is subject to chance, Twice Impeached 45 Felon 34 is gonna pick his running mate around 4:30 ish PM eastern time…

So far it’s being reported that Senator Suck up from Florida, Marco Rubio and Governor Burgum are not one of the cult members chosen.

Easy money says it’s Supreme Senator Suck Up from Ohio, J.D. Vance, cause he’s got a bromance happening with Twice Impeached 45 Felon 34’s son twat number 1.

The dark horse pick…

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