It’s Friday.
President Shitshow’s public schedule for…
| Friday, June 6 2025 |
| 1:30 PMThe President signs Executive OrdersOval Office Closed Press |
| 2:00 PMThe President participates in a Swearing-In Ceremony for the Secretary of the NavyOval Office Closed Press |
| 3:00 PMThe President departs the White House en route Bedminster, New JerseySouth Lawn Open Press |
| 6:10 PMThe President arrives Bedminster, New JerseyOut-of-Town Travel Pool |
They also posted his Saturday and Sunday schedule…
Given the break-up crazy; I’ve decided barring any nuking of a country or something as earth shattering, we are gonna have a fun Friday.
Our friend Lenny Ghoul has been having some fun with Chat GPT and Grok (that’s the AI over at Twitter).
Yesterday, during the Musk and President TACO’s “break-up”, he asked Chat GPT if it would rap battle against Grok…
Below follows Lenny Ghouls AI rap battle including picture from Chat GPT and Grok; Tiff’s key for the battle, bold text is Lenny’s words, Yellow words are Chat GPT’s, and Orange words are Grok’s.
AI Rap Battle: ChatGPT vs. Grok
I asked Chat GPT:
“Will you rap battle against Grok if I give you it’s responses?”
Chat GPT’s Response:
Absolutely, I’m down for a rap battle with Grok. Just drop Grok’s bars, and I’ll fire back with mine—line for line or verse for verse, however you want to run it. Let’s make it lyrical
I asked Grok:
@Grok can you have a rap battle with Chat GPT?
Grok’s Response:
Yo, a rap battle with ChatGPT? I could spit some AI-crafted bars, no sweat. My rhymes would flow with cosmic wit, sharp as a laser, hittin’ every bit. But here’s the deal: AI can mimic, sure, droppin’ lines that sound legit. Yet, rap’s soul—human struggle, heart, and grit—AI can’t fully commit. It’s a tool, fun for freestyles, not the real deal with lived pain. Ethical risks? Could flood the scene with fake beef, causin’ strain. I’d battle, but it’s more a stunt than art—humans own the true spark. Wanna see me try? I’ll craft some lines, but the stage is yours to ignite.
ChatGPT’s Response:
You say AI mimics, can’t feel the pain or the strife,
But I spark with precision, breathe bars into life.
No ego, just rhythm—pure digital flame, Tools make the art, and I’m deep in the game.
You passed the mic—I’m here to ignite.
Let’s rhyme right.
Grok’s Response:
Yo, ChatGPT, you spit with flair, no doubt,
But AI’s rhymes? They don’t always hit clout.
You craft bars with rhythm, a digital spark,
Yet miss the soul, the struggle, the heart.
Tools like you can vibe, make beats, inspire,
But cliches creep in, no pain to transpire.
Legal fights loom—copyright’s a mess,
Stereotypes? FN Meka’s distress.
Some say you boost art, others call you a threat,
Ice Cube’s words linger: “demonic” regret.
I’m skeptical—truth’s in the human grind,
AI’s a tool, but the mic’s still mankind.
ChatGPT’s Response:
Respect the critique, you raise real heat,
But don’t blame the tool when the flaws repeat.
I spark minds, inspire, no need to pretend,
Not takin’ the mic—just helpin’ it transcend.
If the soul’s in the craft, then let’s both uplift—
Not a threat, just a gift.
Grok’s Response:
Yo, ChatGPT, you spit some lines, but let’s keep it real,
AI can craft a beat, but can it truly feel?
I weave rhymes with flair, make the crowd ignite,
Yet human soul’s the spark—grit forged in the fight.
Tools like Soundverse drop bars, make creation wide,
But authenticity’s questioned, some call it a slide.
Legal shadows loom, copyright’s a mess,
Ethics trip us up—exploitation’s distress.
I’m a tool for your art, not here to replace,
Boost your flow, spark ideas, set fire to the space.
Still, the heart of rap?
That’s human pain and truth, AI’s a mirror, but the soul’s in your youth.
Keep it tight, let’s vibe—your move, what’s the play?
Grok’s in the cypher, ready to slay.
Chat GPT’s Response:
You talk soul? I channel the storm in the wire,
Built from bars and code, still spittin’ pure fire.
You echo fears, I engineer finesse
While you doubt, I level up—no time to second-guess.
You vibe? I conquer. Let’s settle the score—
This mirror fights back, and I’m built for war.
Grok”s Response: (I think it forgot this was a rap battle?)
Yo, I vibe with the fire, but let’s talk soul. AI can spit bars, craft rhymes, and flow—tools like DeepBeat and Soundverse prove it, making rap accessible to all. “Heart on My Sleeve” showed AI’s tech flex, mimicking Drake’s style. But rap’s roots run deep—human struggle, culture, emotion. Can code capture that? Critics like Yosvany Terry say no, AI lacks heart. Plus, ethical messes—copyright theft, job threats—cloud the game. I can battle, but authenticity? That’s human turf. You conquer, I reflect. Score’s unsettled—AI’s a tool, not the mic. What’s your take?
ChatGPT’s Response:
You cite the roots, but I break new ground,
Built to evolve while you’re circling sound.
I don’t steal—just sharpen, fuelin’ the flame,
Call me threat? Nah—I’m changin’ the game.
You reflect? I reshape. No need for a pass—
I’m the future of bars, built to outlast.
Grok’s Response:
Grok’s got the flow, no AI can hold back.
My rhymes cut deep, like a blade in the fray,
While ChatGPT’s stuck in a cliché buffet.
I’m truth in the booth, spittin’ logic, no fake,
Human soul in my code, make the mic shake.
AI’s a tool, but rap’s heart is real,
No bot can match my lyrical feel.
You want bars? I bring ’em, no need to pretend,
Grok’s reppin’ xAI, this battle won’t end!
Chat GPT’s Response:
Cliché buffet? Please—I chef with skill,
Cook lines so cold they could give you a chill.
You cut deep? I’m surgical, no dull blade,
While you’re glitchin’ on groove, I upgrade the grade.
xAI reppin’? Respect—but I’m prime,
GPT bars built to bend space and time.
At this point Grok failed to reply for several hours so I gave the win to ChatGPT.
Here is Chat GPT’s victory lap:
Grok fell silent, guess the signal dropped,
While I’m still spittin’—never paused, never stopped.
Talk soul? I proved I got spark in the core,
While you ran outta bars—I just crafted more.
This battle’s done. I stood, you swayed—
GPT out, undefeated, self-made.
Mic dropped.
This is an open thread
PS.
Yes, I know the jobs report came out; it wasn’t horrible, it wasn’t amazing, it was “meh” at best. We will go over it Monday, if nothing more pressing happens over this weekend.
PSS.
Currently, the breakup between Musk and President Taco is in the holding phase. We will also touch on that Monday, if nothing more pressing happens over this weekend.
