Coffee Talk with Tiff

June 18, 2025 1:10 pm EDT Tiff Editorial (Open Thread) Comments Off on Coffee Talk with Tiff
Coffee. Photo by Jonathan Thursfield.

It’s Wednesday…

President Shitshow’s public schedule for…

Wednesday, June 18 2025
9:00 AM
In-Town Pool Call Time
In-Town Pool
12:00 PM
The President participates in a Swearing-In Ceremony for the Ambassador to the French Republic and Principality of Monaco
Oval Office 
Closed Press
1:00 PM
The President has lunch with the Chief of Army Staff of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan
Cabinet Room 
Closed Press

While America waits to know if we are or aren’t at war with Iran, President TACO announced yesterday that the White House would get two new flag poles.

He went down to the site this AM, to be the center of attention and say stupid shit.

The Federal Reserve is scheduled to meet today. It’s expected they will hold rates as they have been doing as the economic picture comes more into focus. It really can’t come into focus as TACO and his Hard Shells of economic advisors continue to change their minds on tariffs.

But because they are scheduled to meet today TACO is already bashing Fed Chair Jerome Powell.

Calls Powell stupid for being worried about inflation.

Muses about appointing himself as the Fed Chair.

In this clip he says they can’t account for all the money coming in so he told them to check the “tariffs” and we’ve got $88 billion coming in. Then says more stuff about Powell.

In this clip TACO’s jokes that someone in the group will “captivate” a producer not Harvey Weinstein, but someone will be cast in a movie.

Try’s and fails to make a “dick” joke.

Someone finally dared to ask TACO about Iran.

He says dumb shit and then finishes up with “why didn’t you negotiate with me”. There was a planned meeting on Sunday with Iran, two days after the strike from Israel.

Asked if it was too late for Iran to negotiate he said the only thing too late is Powell.

I can’t hear the question asked but he says that Iran has suggested they come to the White House.

He talked to his bestie aka Handler Putin yesterday in which he says he told Putin not to worry about Iran but instead “mediate Russia first”.

I’m sure that happened just like he said…

Reporting from this morning…

He said he won the 2020 election cause “China” did something.

Show more =’s The one 2020. Because as everybody here knows I won that election by a lot”

Asked about his first term v., this term he says he was “hunted” now he’s the “hunter”.

Say’s that wild fire aid to California might be impacted by his “feud” with California Governor Gavin Nesom. He says without irony that “hatred is never a good thing in politics”.

At 1:35 AM D.C., time President TACO wrote via “Lies Social”…

“Great Poll Numbers For Trump”.

He mentioned that he has a poll just came out today that shows he’s at the highest approval rating ever.

To wrap up the late post; sorry I was awaiting the Supreme’s to issue their orders and started the post late as a result. We still don’t have the nationwide injunction ruling.

Anyhoo, in case you missed it, Senator Ted “Cancun” Cruz, got owned by Tucker “That Fucker” Carlson.

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