Coffee Talk with Tiff

Coffee. Photo by Jonathan Thursfield.

It’s Tuesday…

President Shitshow’s public schedule for…

Tuesday, July 1 2025
6:20 AM
Out-of-Town Travel Pool Call Time
Joint Base Andrews Out-of-Town Travel Pool
6:30 AM
In-Town Pool Call Time
The White House In-Town Pool
7:15 AM
The President departs The White House en route Alligator Alcatraz
South Lawn Open Press
10:00 AM
The President participates in a Guided Walking Tour of Alligator Alcatraz
Dade-Collier Training and Transition Airport – Former, Ochopee, FL 
Out-of-Town Travel Pool
11:05 AM
The President participates in Roundtable Discussion
Dade-Collier Training and Transition Airport – Former, Ochopee, FL 
Pre-Credentialed Media
12:10 PM
The President departs Alligator Alcatraz en route The White House Dade-Collier Training and Transition Airport – Former, Ochopee, FL 
Out-of-Town Travel Pool
2:45 PM
The President arrives The White House
South Lawn 
Open Press

I honestly thought Alligator Alcatraz was a joke.

But, here we are a state ruining their Everglades to place temporary tents to house “illegals”.

CBS News (07/01/2025) says:

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis announced the plans Monday and White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt later confirmed it, saying DeSantis, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and Republican Rep. Bryon Donalds of Florida will also attend.

[snip]

The facility will have up to 5,000 beds to house, process and deport individuals in the country illegally, the Trump administration said. 

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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem announced last week that the detention facilities in Florida will be funded “in large part” by the Federal Emergency Management Agency, as part of FEMA’s shelter and services program, an initiative created by Congress to support groups and cities receiving migrants and asylum-seekers released from federal custody along the U.S.-Mexico border.

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According to the National Park Service, Florida officials in the 1960s proposed building a futuristic jetport in the area to support South Florida’s booming population. The Dade County Port Authority purchased 39 square miles of remote swampland with plans to build would have been the largest airport in the world. 

But opposition to the Everglades Jetport grew, and the early work on the facility halted in 1970 after federal report determined that it would “inexorably destroy the South Florida ecosystem and thus the Everglades National Park.” 

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Last week, environmental groups filed a lawsuit to block the opening of the facility until it undergoes an environmental review as required by federal law.

CBS News (07/01/2025).

I really hate it here.

Ron Filipkowski over at MeidasTouch did the unthinkable: he actually managed to sum up 24 full hours of President Petty’s mood swings, revenge posts, and attention-seeking outbursts in one post. Miraculous, really, considering the man averages a meltdown every eight minutes.
Give that man hazard pay.

Elon Musk, who remains firmly in his “not a good guy” era, has once again committed the gravest offense known to mankind: He came for President Petty’s budget bill — a raging dumpster fire dressed up as fiscal policy and forced through Congress like it’s a limited-time offer at a going-out-of-democracy sale.

Based on doom scrolling Elon’s Twitter feed I think this is what’s really got the goat of the Petty One.

This is roughly where it started.

Here’s what Jesse Jenkins said…

Show more =’s After that, this bill ADDS A NEW tax on wind and solar projects that can’t prove the same.

This is how President Petty responded to former President Musk’s “attack”.

The President faced reporters before jetting off to Florida to visit the terribly named camp—apparently meant for the worst of the worst “day laborers”—where he predictably threatened to sic Musk’s own “DOGE” on him and, in a masterclass of democracy, seriously entertained the idea of deporting Musk for the outrageous offense of exercising his First Amendment right to criticize the government.

He waddled into Florida, cloaked in garish campaign swag, because the grift’s his true love, and now President Game Player’s puffing his chest, siccing DOGE on anyone daring to wield free speech against his thin-skinned, menacing tantrum. (I used Grok for help with this one).

I’m gonna move on from his last 24 hours, cause currently, he’s saying really fucked up things.

Biden wanted him in a place that didn’t exist, because he’s a “son of a bitch”…

He said that they were working with the DOJ to see if they could prosecute CNN for reporting or promoting an APP.

The app is called ICEBlock, it always users to tell others of ICE operations happening in public. It’s not illegal to tell people about activity in the area. Just like on the Waze app, if you see a cop you can say so, and anyone in the area using the app will be told “police reported ahead”.

And to pivot further from topic.

The dumpster fire bill has passed the Senate.

The dumpster fire heads back to the House now, where Rep. Chip Roy will be BIG MAD, and then cave so his cult leader gets to sign this terrible bill on the 4th of July, that I’m not really gonna celebrate this year. Sorry not Sorry.

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