It’s Friday.
President Shitshow’s public schedule for…
The President is traveling to Texas today to view the damage left in the wake of the 4th of July weekends horrible flooding.
Today, we set forth on an epic voyage through the chaotic scrolls of Twitter replies—because rather than gliding past in dignified silence like any rational adult, I flung myself headfirst into the fray with all the grace of a Shakespearean fool who thought, ‘Ah yes, internet discourse—that’s where I belong.’
Judges r insane…
HAPPENING NOW: Judge Xinis is pressing DOJ on why they claimed on May 27 they had no power to bring Abrego Garcia back to the US evne though they had secretly secured a grand jury indictment against him 6 days earlier.
— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) July 7, 2025
How?
— Newshound (@NewsiesNeighbor) July 7, 2025
Lynn dropped ‘these judges r insane’ like a dramatic mic and then evaporated—classic case of expired drama juice.
Sure, Jan—because nothing strikes fear into other countries like the prospect of Americans coughing up a few extra bucks for imports. Drama levels: catastrophic.
Narrator: They will not give a shit about the US paying more for goods imported from their country to the US. It's the US consumer that will pay the tariffs.
— Newshound (@NewsiesNeighbor) July 7, 2025
Leavitt: "The fact that he has announced a framework with China, a trade deal with the UK, a trade deal with Vietnam and many others to come in just six months is truly historic, and it's a testament to this president and his trade team." pic.twitter.com/2WOMRtFHmi
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 7, 2025
Here's the deal with Vietnam, they get our stuff duty free.
— Newshound (@NewsiesNeighbor) July 7, 2025
Whereas if we import from them we pay *20 percent extra. Or *40 percent if they can prove the good is from China.
*those numbers are subject to change at the whims of trump's truth social account*
There are no deals–at least not any on paper…
The Five, in peak form: dragging a fictional hero through the mud and roasting everyday people for doing the scandalous act of watching baseball. Riveting stuff.
Has she not attended many sporting events, long before trump people sat for the anthem. They also use that time to buy food and drinks.
— Newshound (@NewsiesNeighbor) July 7, 2025
Shocking, I know.
I get real tired of the endless faux outrage over absolute nonsense—movies, who’s standing for the anthem, whatever today’s performative meltdown is. Watch what you want. Stand if you want. That’s the freedom part. What’s not so great? This exhausting circus of fake patriotism while our President and his administration—cosplaying as serious people—use the Constitution like a coaster.
Because nothing says ‘restoring national pride’ like trashing the Rose Garden and blowing cash we supposedly don’t have. Fiscal responsibility, 2025 edition.
REPORTER: The president is revamping the Rose Garden for a second time, he's spending billions of dollars to overhaul a 747 that will be used for Air Force 1 for possibly a year. Are you concerned about that spending too?
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 11, 2025
RUSS VOUGHT: We have a lot of priorities. We need to… pic.twitter.com/NYJZA7qtxH
Paving the rose garden and building a ballroom is all about trump's vanity.
— Newshound (@NewsiesNeighbor) July 11, 2025
He spent time in his cabinet cult meeting to discuss gold paint vs., gold leaf.
He's attempting to "mar-a-lago" our white house.
It's got nothing to do with national pride.
Thanks to President Liar that Lies Lied enough, we now get to witness this baffling display of nonsense unfold before our eyes..
No tax on tips and overtime? Yeah, no.
— Maine (@TheMaineWonk) July 11, 2025
It’s a tax deduction that expires in 2028.
The corporate tax cuts? Yeah those are permanent.
Yall got lied to. Again. pic.twitter.com/5od0rjFvAB
No tax on tips ='s a tax deduction (70201)
— Newshound (@NewsiesNeighbor) July 11, 2025
No tax on social security ='s doesn't exist in the bill. Seniors can deduct up to a certain amount of money. (71201)
No tax on overtime ='s a tax deduction (70202)https://t.co/UsDcEklRBZ
The Constitution? Oh, just a place mat to them—something to toss under their fast food feast of broken promises and shady deals.
Homan: "People need to understand ICE officers and Border Patrol don't need probable cause to walk up to somebody, briefly detain them, and question them … based on their physical appearance." pic.twitter.com/aQzwepaHpk
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 11, 2025
What does an illegal look like?
— Newshound (@NewsiesNeighbor) July 11, 2025
Oh sure, totally inspiring confidence as a governing body when your best move is sharing fake memes. Governance, 2025 style.
— Newshound (@NewsiesNeighbor) July 11, 2025
It’s. A. Cult.
Jennings is in a cult.
— Newshound (@NewsiesNeighbor) July 11, 2025
He says that for Liberals to cope with their hate of President Idiot, we have to pretend he is vastly different from our past Republican Presidents.
He is wrong.
This is an open thread
PS.
It wasn’t as epic as ChatGPT and I hoped it would be. I’m sorry.
Have a great weekend everyone!
