It’s Wednesday…
President Shitshow’s public schedule for…
| Wednesday, August 13 2025 |
| 9:00 AM In-Town Pool Call Time The White House In-Town Pool |
| 11:00 AM The President departs The White House en route The Kennedy Center The White House In-Town Travel Pool |
| 11:15 AM The President visits The Kennedy Center and makes an Announcement The White House Pre-Credentialed Media |
| 12:10 PM The President arrives The White House The White House In-Town Travel Pool |
| 4:00 PM The President signs Executive Orders Oval Office Closed Press |
Fact check: President EO’s Are the Only Way I Can Govern has already cranked out 186 executive orders, per the Federal Register — a pace that makes past presidents look like they were doodling grocery lists. And because he apparently can’t govern without an audience, he’s taking the circus to the Kennedy Center today to announce renovations and nominees. Starring: Dean Cain, Kevin Sorbo, DOGE super star Big Balls, plus a few Fox News personalities — the sort who could nod through a meltdown and still look presidential. Expect even more faux gold leaf, marble bullshit, and all the over-the-top glitz usually reserved for Vegas wedding chapels, because subtlety is clearly not in the budget.
I slow played the post to get clips…
President Ego didn’t want to host, but after a nudge from Chief Handler Susie Wiles, he reluctantly agreed… and, of course, thinks it’ll be ‘successful.
Trump: The 2025 Kennedy center honors— I've been asked to host. I said I'm the president of the United States. Are you fools asking me to do that? Sir, you will get much higher ratings. Do you believe what I have to do? I used to host The Apprentice finales and we did very well… pic.twitter.com/uB2u3jvnuk
— Acyn (@Acyn) August 13, 2025
Show more =’s I used to host The Apprentice finales and we did very well with that.
The honorees:
Sylvester Stallone:
Trump announces Sylvester Stallone as a Kennedy Center Honoree pic.twitter.com/aiLJU5moRR
— Acyn (@Acyn) August 13, 2025
Trump: And one of the biggest names on the Hollywood walk of fame. The only one that is a bigger name on the Hollywood walk of fame is a guy named Donald Trump. I'm on the Hollywood walk of fame, too, if you can believe that one. pic.twitter.com/0dSCA5uAkr
— Acyn (@Acyn) August 13, 2025
Gloria Gaynor:
Trump: But I will say that "I will survive" is an unbelievable song. I have heard it like everyone else here thousands of times. And it is one of those few that get better every time you hear it pic.twitter.com/AdD1neWGaf
— Acyn (@Acyn) August 13, 2025
Kiss:
Trump: Finally we'll be honoring one of the greatest rock bands of all time: KISS pic.twitter.com/hDsr7xmnU4
— Acyn (@Acyn) August 13, 2025
Here’s the list.
President Trump announces 2025 Kennedy Center (@kencen) Honorees:
— CSPAN (@cspan) August 13, 2025
•George Strait (@GeorgeStrait)
•Michael Crawford
•Sylvester Stallone (@TheSlyStallone)
•Gloria Gaynor (@GloriaGaynor)
•Kiss (@Kiss)
Full video here: https://t.co/alOKZjn4qV pic.twitter.com/3eirr0opFP
Supposedly our tax dollars are going to be spent redoing grass at parks in D.C., the finest grass, because he knows all about “grass”. Grass in DC now is apparently, “exhausted”.
Trump: We'll redo the grass with the finest grasses. I know a lot about grass. I own a lot of golf courses. If you don't have good grass, you aren't in business very long. Lindsey graham. Good poll numbers, Lindsey, congratulations pic.twitter.com/coOCUhOZ2H
— Acyn (@Acyn) August 13, 2025
The 2020 election was stolen, but Democrats should move on from the 2024 election and just let “Trump be Trump”…
Trump: We had a great election in 2020–we won the election by a lot. But it was a rigged election pic.twitter.com/S1uRCmnWnp
— Acyn (@Acyn) August 13, 2025
He just says stuff here.
Reporter: Your federalization of the police has a 30 day limit unless congress acts to extend it. Are you talking to congress about extending it or do you believe 30 days is sufficient?
— Acyn (@Acyn) August 13, 2025
Trump: If it's a national emergency, we can do it without congress.. I don't want to call a… pic.twitter.com/V9b7CYEG8N
Show more =’s Trump: If it’s a national emergency, we can do it without congress.. I don’t want to call a…
We are better at “hacking” than Russia is!
Reporter: There is new reporting that the Russians have hacked into some computer systems that manage U.S. Federal court documents.
— Acyn (@Acyn) August 13, 2025
Trump: Are you surprised? That’s what they do…. pic.twitter.com/OuATht9A1l
Speaking of his meeting with Putin…
This morning, President My Skin Is So Thin and Nobody’s Giving Me Credit for My Bold Moves That No Other President Has Ever Made is throwing a tantrum because the media dares to suggest Putin “already won” by landing a one-on-one in Alaska. Inviting Putin is sheer genius—unless anyone hints it could be a trap, then it’s everyone else’s fault. The White House calls it a “listening exercise,” critics call it a disaster, and Trump is furiously refreshing Twitter, seething that no one appreciates his bold brilliance.
FYI: Leningrad was renamed Saint Petersburg in 1991.
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