It’s Friday.
President Shitshow’s public schedule for…
I took a screen grab of today’s schedule to share on my social medias.
The U.S. president is rolling out the welcome mat for the Russian president — because nothing says “strong leadership” like hosting your boss. Avoid windows, skip the tea, and maybe start practicing “comrade,” just in case Red Dawn becomes a documentary. (Translation: This is less “foreign diplomacy” and more “bring your dictator to work day.”)
Ahead of his meeting with his Boss, President All About Me spoke aboard Air Force One, reminding everyone that yes, he’s been ‘doing it for a long time’ too, so clearly we’re in good hands. He seemed thrilled that Putin brought a bunch of business people along—because international diplomacy is basically a networking mixer. He did, however, mumble that they won’t actually be doing business until the ‘wars stopped.’ Minor detail, right?”
Trump on Putin: "He's a smart guy, been doing it for a long time, but so have I. I've been doing it for a long time. And here we are. We're president." pic.twitter.com/HqCQi5Brp6
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 15, 2025
Asked about Russia’s latest attacks in Ukraine, President All About Me offered a psychological profile straight from the top of his head. In his view, Putin’s strategy—continuing the killing—somehow makes him stronger. Or as he put it, maybe it’s just “his fabric, his genes, genetics.” Because why let facts get in the way of a little armchair psychoanalysis?
REPORTER: We saw that Russia continued its violence into Ukraine last night, launching even more drones. What did you make of that?
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 15, 2025
TRUMP: I think they're trying to negotiate pic.twitter.com/DyDRj4JIML
Because what’s a press gaggle without President Economic Killer unveiling his latest scheme to torch the economy—this time via extra steel tariffs? Naturally, he once again fibs about who’s footing the bill, because why let reality ruin a good story?
Trump: "I haven't even set some of the tariffs yet. I'll be setting tariffs next week and the week after on steel and on uhhhhhhh — I would say chips." pic.twitter.com/aE1efWIhuF
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 15, 2025
I took a peak over at “Lies Social” to see what nonsense he’s posted thus far.
His next post celebrated his campaign rally from Iowa “10 YEARS AGO TODAY”…
He shared another video this time of him boarding Air-Force One.
His last post (so far):
I read yesterday they will have a joint presser, that wasn’t listed on President Orange Glow’s schedule.
I found a live feed from WSJ that says the press conference will be live at 4:30 PM my time which would be 7:30 PM Eastern. The Note will be posted by then. I’m unsure if I will toss up it’s own thread or not.
In other news…
This morning:
UPDATE: DC has moved for a restraining order, which should get their lawsuit on the judges' radar quickly. I would not be surprised if there is an emergency hearing today on this — and possibly even a restraining order in place by the afternoon. https://t.co/gNaP3A281R pic.twitter.com/CEJVodc1Hk
— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) August 15, 2025
MORE: D.C. Police Chief Pamela Smith has filed a statement with the court saying she didn't know about Trump's intent to take control of the city police until he announced it at a press conference. https://t.co/vtpKZVO64c pic.twitter.com/cIzTVMBmfS
— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) August 15, 2025
UPDATE: The D.C. lawsuit goes to Judge Ana REYES, a Biden appointee who pulls no punches. She blocked Trump's transgender military ban before the DC Circuit paused her injunction.
— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) August 15, 2025
HERE WE GO: Judge Reyes calls a 2pm hearing on DC's restraining order motion, which will be publicly accessible: pic.twitter.com/1I0hYWmdq4
— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) August 15, 2025
They aren’t arguing that use of the Home Rule Act is wrong. They are arguing that the rule itself does not give the President the ability to take over law enforcement.
Speaking of the federal takeover of D.C., the latest ‘threat’ to national security? A Subway sandwich hurled at an officer. Only in 2025. Our co-founder Lenny Ghoul responded with an amazing AI-assisted song—turning chaos into art, because some headlines are too ridiculous for words alone.
The lyrics:
You have the right to remain… hungry.
Eat fresh
Yo, I saw the DoJ roll up with SWAT,
Over mayo and lettuce, yeah, they gave it all they got.
Slingin’ turkey on wheat, like a weapon of mass destruction,
Now he’s doin’ life for high-calorie obstruction.
They let the mob walk after stormin’ the gate,
Tryin’ to crown their king, screamin’ “hang Mike Pence!” in hate.
But a sandwich? Oh no — that’s the ultimate sin,
Better lock up the deli before the crimes begin.
FOOTLONG FELONY — BREAD OF ANARCHY!
Subway’s the cartel and I’m the enemy!
FOOTLONG FELONY — MEATBALL BATTERY!
Background checks before you eat with me!
Yo, the President’s signin’ the Subway Act,
No bread without a check, no cheese without a fact.
Provolone is contraband, ham is now a crime,
Six inches in prison, you ain’t doin’ no time.
Mayo in the chamber, lettuce in the clip,
Olives on my vest, I’m on a field trip.
They fear the footlong, they fear the bite,
But pardons for the people who burned down the night.
EAT. FRESH. DIE. FREE.
TUNA MELT — BLOOD SPILL!
CHICKEN TERIYAKI — CAPITOL KILL!
“Ladies and gentlemen… the sandwich is now classified as a Schedule 1 snack. Handle with extreme caution.”
FOOTLONG FELONY — BREAD OF ANARCHY!
Throwin’ subs like Molotovs at your dignity!
FOOTLONG FELONY — MEATBALL BATTERY!
We’re all outlaws in the lunch line, permanently!
Would you like that toasted?
This is an open thread
