
It’s Friday.
President Shitshow’s public schedule for…
09/12/2025:

Happy Random Friday — today’s post is a grab bag of headlines, because the news cycle is moving so fast that nothing stays top story for long.
President Can’t Keep his Mouth Shut broke the news that Charlie Kirk’s murdered had been “captured”.
Trump claims Charlie Kirk’s shooter is in custody: “Can I always say I think just to protect us all and so Fox doesn’t get sued and we all don’t get sued and everything else but I think with a high degree of certainty, we have him in custody.” pic.twitter.com/SQvL3WsRJQ
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 12, 2025
Asked how we bring the country together he says Radical Right Wing Extremists are cool.
EARHARDT: We have radicals on the right as well. How do we fix this country?
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 12, 2025
TRUMP: I’ll tell you something that’s gonna get me in trouble but I couldn’t care less. The radicals on the right oftentimes are radical because they don’t want to see crime. The radicals on the left… pic.twitter.com/snOESz3x5a
Trump: Well, I’ll tell you something that’s gonna get me in trouble, but I couldn’t care less. The radicals on the right are oftentimes radical because they don’t want to see crime. They don’t want to see crime. They’re saying: we don’t want these people coming in, we don’t want you burning our shopping centers, we don’t want you shooting our people in the middle of the street. Radicals on the left are the problem — they are vicious, they’re horrible, and they’re politically savvy. Although, they want men in women’s sports, they want transgender for everyone, they want open borders…
Authorities in Utah finally held a press conference after nearly an hour’s delay, revealing the identity of the alleged shooter of Charlie Kirk. The suspect, Tyler Robinson, is a 22-year-old from Utah and is white. Governor Cox reported that the bullet casings recovered at the scene contained writing.
Utah Gov. Spencer Cox reveals the inscriptions engraved on bullet casings found with the rifle used by the alleged shooter in Charlie Kirk’s assassination. https://t.co/O6tGfGLLPb pic.twitter.com/iIRAyiTJ7U
— CBS News (@CBSNews) September 12, 2025
According to the interwebs, the words on the bullets are memes from gaming…
What we know so far…
LATEST: Details from news conference on killing of Charlie Kirk:
— NBC News (@NBCNews) September 12, 2025
• Suspect identified as 22-year-old Utah resident
• Family member says suspect had become more political in recent years
• ‘Hey fascists! Catch!’ among inscriptions found on suspect’s weapons
• Officials…
Show more =’s • Officials believe the suspect acted alone in Charlie Kirk’s shooting https://nbcnews.to/3K0CnXR
Highlights (just two) from the presser.
The father of the suspect turned him in, a few hours before the father did that, the lead spokesperson said, they had no idea where the shooter was.
— Newshound (@NewsiesNeighbor) September 12, 2025
The kissing their own asses because the dad turned in the kid, is wild. Last night: https://t.co/6GK4AKbfyU
Kash Patel: “To my friend Charlie Kirk. Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I’ll see you at Valhalla” pic.twitter.com/cZAsizzAAk
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 12, 2025
Yeah, cause that’s the Christian thing to say. Seriously, these people are ridiculous.
When President All About ME!, returned to the White House this morning he was asked how he was holding up following the death of his friend.
Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 12, 2025
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they’ve been trying to get… pic.twitter.com/Jrw4j2fnVZ
He’s holding up well, and by the way please look at the ballroom I’m building!
Wife of Nazi Miller posted this a couple of hours ago…
Higher ed is a scam https://t.co/n3iVCirG3E
— Katie Miller (@KatieMiller) September 12, 2025
In response to questions about Robinson’s college life, Utah State University issued a statement:

Not saying it isn’t possible he went to another college, just saying, the “college education” didn’t make him do it.
According to ChatGPT and Wikipedia Katie Miller went to college…

The Right is milking the shit out of his death. It is sad, as death’s are, for his friends and family, but the Right is taking this shit to a whole new level of cray cray…
We will be introducing a resolution authorizing Charlie Kirk to lie in honor in the Capitol Rotunda, should the Kirk family wish for him to be honored there.
— Rep. Nancy Mace (@RepNancyMace) September 11, 2025
Charlie Kirk devoted his life to defending the freedoms defining our nation.
He inspired millions, led countless souls… pic.twitter.com/UzbIipwKXE
Show more =’s He inspired millions, led countless souls to Christ, and never wavered in defense of the First Amendment. Such a legacy makes him uniquely worthy of this distinction.
This is an open thread
PS.
I know, there is more shit to say, but my brain is mush, it’s been a long few days…
Have a nice weekend!