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It’s Wednesday…

President Shitshow’s public schedule for…

09/24/2025:

Today we attempt the impossible: covering a UN speech that managed to embarrass the U.S. on the world stage while sounding like a 6th grader fumbling through a book report he didn’t read. And just a heads-up—the clips won’t be in order, because neither was his speech.

Proud nations fear people they’ve never seen before! At least according to President Scaredy Cat, who treats diversity like it’s a horror movie villain and sells the same tired lines straight out of the fascist starter pack.

President Scaredy Cat: What makes the world so beautiful is that each country is unique. But to stay this way, every sovereign nation must have the right to control their own borders. You have the right to control your borders as we do now, and to limit the sheer numbers of migrants entering their countries and paid for by the people of that nation that were there and that built that particular nation at the time. They put their blood, sweat, tears, money into that country, and now they’re being ruined. Proud nations must be allowed to protect their communities and prevent their societies from being overwhelmed by people they have never seen before, with different customs, religions, with different everything.

President We Have a Shape took the UN stage to explain that our borders are not straight—because apparently geography needed his special brand of word salad. From there, he launched into a climate science lesson so bad it made “air blows” sound like cutting-edge research.

President We Have a Shape: But, you know, we have a border, strong, and we have a shape. And that shape doesn’t just go straight up. That shape is amorphous when it comes to the atmosphere. And if we had the most clean air — and I think we do. We have very clean air. We have the cleanest air we’ve had in many, many years. But the problem is that other countries like China, which has air that’s a little bit rough, it blows. And no matter what you’re doing down here, the air up here tends to get very dirty because it comes in from other countries, where their air isn’t so clean. And the environmentalists refuse to acknowledge that.

Global Relocate.com says:

On the plus side, we aren’t the dirtiest air…

President Whiner’s big UN takeaways: a “bad escalator” that apparently requires the First Lady to be in great shape to avoid falling, and a “bad teleprompter” that made him flail through his speech. According to him, standing upright and waiting for the teleprompter to start counts as a major achievement.

President Whiner: All I got from the United Nations was an escalator that, on the way up, stopped right in the middle. If the first lady wasn’t in great shape, she would have fallen, but she’s in great shape. We’re both in good shape. We both stood. [Laughter] And then a teleprompter that didn’t work. This is — these are the two things I got from the United Nations, a bad escalator and a bad teleprompter. Thank you very much. And by the way, it’s working now. Just went on. Thank you. I think I should just do it the other way. It’s easier.

MAGA’s favorite Press Barbie told Jesse “I let the airs out of my wife’s tires for a date” Watters that she thinks UN staffers were trying to sabotage the President — because apparently even a stopped escalator at the UN is a high-stakes assassination plot in her world.

Show more =’s Leavitt: It appears that way to me… if we find these were UN staffers who were purposely trying to literally trip up the president and the first lady, there better be accountability for those people and I will personally see to it.

Earlier in the day, Watters told his Fab Five that we should gas the UN over the faulty teleprompter and the stopped escalator — because apparently minor mechanical mishaps now justify full-scale international rage in MAGA World.

He says that they could have hurt the First Lady because of the escalator…

They were like on step two, when the escalator stopped. In fact, it was the First Lady that shrugged it off and just walked up the stairs.

Many media outlets reported that the escalator was stopped accidentally by a President Petty’s own staff member and same with the teleprompter not working as he took the stage at the UN.


Jimmy Kimmel is back on the air, in most cities.

They uploaded his full monologue shortly after it aired.

Some snips:

President Admits the Government wants to silence people reacted to Kimmel’s being back on the air…

I recommend watching the whole thing; at the very least give him more views (current views 11,233,800 views).


There has been another shooting. This time at an ICE facility in Texas.

  • Two people are dead, including the shooter, who died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound, Dallas police said in a news conference. No ICE officers were hurt in the shooting.
  • One bullet found near the shooter, who was dead when police arrived, contained messages that were “anti-ICE in nature,” Special Agent in Charge of the Dallas FBI Joe Rothrock said at a news conference. He added that the attack was an act of “targeted violence.”
  • The victims’ identities will not be released at this time, but Rothrock said no law enforcement personnel were hurt during the attack.
  • The shooter fired multiple rounds from a nearby roof or an elevated position down into the field office’s sally port, an ICE spokesperson confirmed.
  • The motive behind the shooting, or what the shooter was targeting, is not immediately clear.

Our terrible no good FBI Director, Podcaster Kash Patel, shared the image…

Show more =’s While the investigation is ongoing, an initial review of the evidence shows an idealogical motive behind this attack (see photo below). One of the unspent shell casings recovered was engraved with the phrase “ANTI ICE.” More updates will be forthcoming. These despicable, politically motivated attacks against law enforcement are not a one-off. We are only miles from Prarieland, Texas where just two months ago an individual ambushed a separate ICE facility targeting their officers. It has to end and the FBI and our partners will lead these investigative efforts to see to it that those who target our law enforcement are pursued and brought to the fullest extent of justice. Thankfully, no law enforcement personnel were injured. Please pray for the injured and deceased.

Engraved =’s sharpie.

The usual suspects are usually suspecting that this shooter was anti-ICE, a piss-poor sniper and only hit detainees, before he killed himself. While the leftists need jailed or something for the crime of being pro-constitution and anti-fascists. Just another day ending in “Y”…

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