Coffee Talk with Tiff

November 17, 2025 2:12 pm EST Tiff Coffee Talk with Tiff 0
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11/17/2025:

This weekend was supposed to be calm, but Same Puddle Different Day couldn’t make it through a round of golf without lighting himself on fire. He spent two days ricocheting between the tee box and fresh meltdowns, and lucky us, we get the aftermath.

So today’s trip down tantrum lane sticks to his own outbursts, not the recycled Truths he slapped his name on.

This one went in Friday’s article, but I’m dropping it here for continuity since it’s the warm-up rant where he trotted out his usual “Democrats and Epstein” monologue before the real weekend meltdown even got going.

His personal attorney cosplaying as AG Pam Bondi thanked her boss for the marching orders and announced she’d be putting SDNY U.S. Attorney Jay Clayton “right on that,” as if this were an actual chain of command and not fan fiction.

Show more =’s As with all matters, the Department will pursue this with urgency and integrity to deliver answers to the American people.

This late-Friday post was his cheap shot at Massie for remarrying a year plus after losing his wife of 35 years, because empathy only exists in his universe when it’s pointed at himself.

Thomas Massie announced the death of his wife Rhonda in summer of 2024.

On November 2nd, Massie announced his second marriage to a woman he has known a decade who once worked for Senator Rand Paul.

Carolyn and I would like to announce our recent marriage! We were legally married in Kentucky on October 19th by the pastor of the church we have been attending for several months. This weekend we celebrated with close friends and family at a Christian wedding ceremony in Pennsylvania where Carolyn is from.

Carolyn Grace Moffa and I first met professionally over a decade ago when she worked for Senator Rand Paul. As Senator Paul’s Ag policy staffer until 2016, Carolyn was a very early proponent and practitioner of Making America Healthy Again. She even visited me and my late wife Rhonda on our grass-fed cattle farm several years ago. Carolyn has not previously been married. I have four adult children, who are all married to wonderful people, and three grandchildren from my blessed 31 year marriage to Rhonda who I still miss every day.

We will reside on the farm in Kentucky where Carolyn recently helped me re-establish ducks and chickens to go with the beef cattle. We plan to travel back-and-forth to DC and throughout Kentucky as my congressional responsibilities require.

Fun facts about our wedding: Of course we served raw milk with the wedding cake and margaritas made with frozen peaches from our farm! Senator Rand Paul and Representatives Jim Jordan, Warren Davidson, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Victoria Spartz attended, however the real VIPs were my three grandkids. My oldest grandson was the ring bearer. I proposed to Carolyn on the steps of the Library of Congress which was the location of our first date.

Please pray for us as Carolyn steps into the arena with me. With her support, I look forward to continuing my fight for freedom for the great people of Kentucky!

It’s the tweet text. 11/02/2025.

Then came his full-blown public breakup with Marjorie Taylor Greene, a rambling “it’s not me, it’s you” post where he accused her of whining too much, not being grateful enough, and generally failing to orbit him with sufficient devotion.

She fired back with a rambling “I don’t serve Donald Trump, I serve God and GA-14” manifesto, accusing him of lying about her, panicking over the Epstein files, and trying to scare Republicans before the vote.

President Trump just attacked me and lied about me. I haven’t called him at all, but I did send these text messages today. Apparently this is what sent him over the edge.

The Epstein files.

And of course he’s coming after me hard to make an example to scare all the other Republicans before next weeks vote to release the Epstein files.

It’s astonishing really how hard he’s fighting to stop the Epstein files from coming out that he actually goes to this level.

But really most Americans wish he would fight this hard to help the forgotten men and women of America who are fed up with foreign wars and foreign causes, are going broke trying to feed their families, and are losing hope of ever achieving the American dream.

That’s what I voted for.

I have supported President Trump with too much of my precious time, too much of my own money, and fought harder for him even when almost all other Republicans turned their back and denounced him.

But I don’t worship or serve Donald Trump.

I worship God, Jesus is my savior, and I serve my district GA14 and the American people.

I remain the same today as I’ve always been and I will continue to pray this administration will be successful because the American people desperately deserve what they voted for.

For me, I remain America First and America Only!!!

It’s the tweet. 11/14/2025.

Right after that, he spent the evening amplifying every insult anyone threw at her, reposting attacks about Right after that, he spent the evening boosting every attack anyone threw at her, reposting digs about her loyalty, competence, and political future like he was curating a burn book instead of running the country.

For this timeline, I’m sharing the tweets he boosted by screenshot and posted on Truth Social, the ones his team clearly cherry-picked to prop up his side of the drama.

Show more =’s Your DOGE Subcommittee was a complete failure, and the most successful part of it was a freshman Congressman from Texas. You have done nothing but opportunistically let liberals pass you around like a cheap political football on television for media hits where they sing your praises and pretend that you are being bold and “asking great questions.” You have no solutions, you’re a grandstander, and now you’re being called out for it. Best of luck, you’re going to need it.

He followed the breakup by posting a Phantom-of-the-Opera knockoff holding a “TRUMP 2028” sign, which is an odd choice considering the Phantom dies alone after terrorizing everyone around him.

A few minutes later he barreled into all-caps territory with “UNAFFORDABLE CARE ACT!”, because nothing says thoughtful health-care reform like yelling a pun at the internet.

For context, during his last sit-down with Fox Entertainment’s Laura Ingraham, he said he wants the government to send everyone a check so we can each go out and negotiate our own health-insurance prices directly with the companies. His words, not mine. Like Obamacare… but rebranded “Trumpcare.”

He talked to reporters on Sunday pushing the same nonsense.

His idea that regular people can just call up Blue Cross and start haggling over premiums is pure fantasy. Individuals don’t get to negotiate like that; big employers and group plans do, and only in some states. And in his latest pitch for “Trumpcare,” he swears the money will be “locked” so nobody runs out and buys a Cadillac — the car, not a fancy insurance plan — because that’s apparently what he thinks we’re itching to do.

At 8:40 AM he fired off a rant calling her “Marjorie Taylor Brown,” complete with a grass-rots joke, accusing her of betraying the GOP, performing badly on The View, and being a lifelong RINO just like Massie.

Thirty-seven minutes later he was back again, upgrading the insult to “Marjorie ‘Traitor’ Green” and declaring she was a disgrace to the Great Republican Party™, as if he were presiding over some imaginary loyalty tribunal.

By 11 AM he’d moved on to scolding Indiana Republicans, accusing them of sabotaging redistricting, whining about “politically correct gentlemen,” and demanding they be primaried if they don’t hand the GOP two more seats immediately, like he’s ordering takeout and it’s late.

After all that, he launched into a sprawling Air Force One manifesto about the Epstein files, the “Fake News,” and how Republicans just need to “get BACK ON POINT,” as if he hadn’t spent two days derailing his own message.

As I said on Friday night aboard Air Force One to the Fake News Media, House Republicans should vote to release the Epstein files, because we have nothing to hide, and it’s time to move on from this Democrat Hoax perpetrated by Radical Left Lunatics in order to deflect from the Great Success of the Republican Party, including our recent Victory on the Democrat “Shutdown.”

The Department of Justice has already turned over tens of thousands of pages to the Public on “Epstein,” are looking at various Democrat operatives (Bill Clinton, Reid Hoffman, Larry Summers, etc.) and their relationship to Epstein, and the House Oversight Committee can have whatever they are legally entitled to, I DON’T CARE!

All I do care about is that Republicans get BACK ON POINT, which is the Economy, “Affordability” (where we are winning BIG!), our Victory on reducing Inflation from the highest level in History to practically nothing, bringing down prices for the American People, delivering Historic Tax Cuts, gaining Trillions of Dollars of Investment into America (A RECORD!), the rebuilding of our Military, securing our Border, deporting Criminal Illegal Aliens, ending Men in Women’s Sports, stopping Transgender for Everyone, and so much more!

Nobody cared about Jeffrey Epstein when he was alive and, if the Democrats had anything, they would have released it before our Landslide Election Victory.

Some “members” of the Republican Party are being “used,” and we can’t let that happen.

Let’s start talking about the Republican Party’s Record Setting Achievements, and not fall into the Epstein “TRAP,” which is actually a curse on the Democrats, not us.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

No link to his cesspool of a site. 11/16/2025.

He also he wouldn’t rule out pardoning Epstein’s partner in crime Ghislaine Maxwell.

By early evening he circled right back to her again, rolling out another “Marjorie ‘Traitor’ Brown” jab complete with his rotting-grass joke, accusing her of playing the victim and insisting “nobody cares” about her.

He wrapped the night by boosting a defense from David Schoen and claiming yet again that the Epstein story is just another Democrat “hoax,” complete with his usual Russia-Russia-Russia callback and a demand that someone be prosecuted.

He told reporters that if they had anything bad they’d have used before the election.

And first thing this morning he was right back at it, threatening to endorse primary challengers against any Indiana Republican who won’t redo their redistricting for him, insisting Democrats are “stealing seats” and blaming it all on the “Rigged Census.”

That about wraps today’s tour through the presidential meltdown parade. Yes, other things happened in the world, and some of them even mattered, but between his nonstop tantrum cycle and my Wi-Fi deciding to perform its own dramatic exit, the rest will have to wait until tomorrow. We’ll pick up the stray pieces then, assuming the man doesn’t give us a whole new crisis to cram in first.

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