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It’s Monday…

President Shitshow’s public schedule for…

Monday, November 24 2025
9:00 AM
In-Town Pool Call Time
12:00 PM
The First Lady welcomes the Official 2025 White House Christmas Tree
North Lawn 
Pre-Credentialed Media
4:00 PM
The President signs an Executive Order
Oval Office Closed Press

Since it’s Monday in this endless fever dream, we still don’t actually know what Executive Orders he’s signing this afternoon. The White House schedule lists the photo op but not the substance, because clarity is apparently for weaker civilizations.

MAGA Rep. Jumps Ship

Friday, Georgia’s resident chaos engine Marjorie Taylor Greene announced she’ll be leaving Congress in January 2026, as if the institution hadn’t already suffered enough whiplash from her time there.

To make sure we all absorbed the full drama of her exit, she dropped a ten-minute video and a four-page statement. By page four she was comparing herself to a “battered wife,” insulting actual survivors in the process, while also raging at the idea that President Checkers is out here playing some “insane 4D chess game” that will “save the world.”

President Asshole was an asshole, declaring “Marjorie went BAD” before tacking on a limp “nevertheless, I will appreciate her and thank her for her service to our country.”

Punchbowl News reporter Jake Sherman tweeted this morning that she might be the first MAGA rat to flee the sinking ship, but she’s almost certainly not the last.

The article was not paywalled; it had a pop up to sub, but I closed out and was allowed to read more.

He expanded on his OG post.

Ukraine/Russia The Peace Deal Gone Wild

Wednesday AXIOS reported that Special Envoy Russian Fan boy Steve Witkoff crafted a “peace plan” with Russian envoy Kirill Dmitriev.

The 28-point plan was blasted as not really a peace plan but more like a complete surrender of Ukraine to Russia. President Moron moronically gave Ukraine until Thursday (Thanksgiving Day in America) to accept the plan.

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Over the weekend Republican Senators told the press that America was not responsible for the plan, we were just the delivery boys.

Michael Weiss posted a long thread on twitter.

Show more =’s a link to his substack.

Days after the peace plan was announced and hours after it was reported that the plan wasn’t an American plan but a Russia plan just shared by the US., Secretary of State and all around bitch boy Marco Rubio said the plan is American.

*flashback*

Show more =’s Also seems Dim Philby doesn’t know how Twitter works, but is nonetheless confident of his ability to end the war.

Earlier Monday morning…

He’s such a moron.

Sedition that Isn’t

The Right wing sphere of law and order idiots is still up in arms still that some military Vets turned Congressional elected officials had the nerve to point out that military service members did not have to follow unlawful orders.

I captured some of his chaos and shared it on YouTube; it’s not all of his wild shit posting, just some…

Not to be outdone by dumbness…

The Department of War has received serious allegations of misconduct against Captain Mark Kelly, USN (Ret.). In accordance with the Uniform Code of Military Justice, 10 U.S.C. § 688, and other applicable regulations, a thorough review of these allegations has been initiated to determine further actions, which may include recall to active duty for court-martial proceedings or administrative measures. This matter will be handled in compliance with military law, ensuring due process and impartiality. Further official comments will be limited, to preserve the integrity of the proceedings. The Department of War reminds all individuals that military retirees remain subject to the UCMJ for applicable offenses, and federal laws such as 18 U.S.C. § 2387 prohibit actions intended to interfere with the loyalty, morale, or good order and discipline of the armed forces. Any violations will be addressed through appropriate legal channels. All servicemembers are reminded that they have a legal obligation under the UCMJ to obey lawful orders and that orders are presumed to be lawful. A servicemember’s personal philosophy does not justify or excuse the disobedience of an otherwise lawful order.

It’s the tweet.

President Who Thinks he’s Charming was charmed by New York Mayor Elect.

How it started.

How it went…

Christmas

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