Coffee Talk with Tiff

November 26, 2025 12:30 pm EST Tiff Coffee Talk with Tiff 0
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It’s Wednesday…

President Shitshow’s public schedule for…

For Thanksgiving Eve, President “Don’t You Think He Looks Tired”, has no public events listed on Today’s schedule.

Flash News

After President Ruiner finished kneecapping the annual turkey pardon, he launched into a airborne press scrum on Air Force One.

That 28 point Pro-Russia Plan to end the war Russia started with Ukraine wasn’t a plan. It was just a “concept”.

President Concept:
Europe really wants to see an end, if possible. They really do.

Reporter:
There were a lot of Republicans who felt that the first plan, the first 28-point plan, was too favorable to Russia. Have you changed that?

President Concept:
Well, that was just a map. All that was is a map. That was not a plan. It was a concept. And from there, they’ve taken each one of the 28 points, and then you got down to 22 points. A lot of them were solved, and actually very favorably solved. So we’ll see how… we’ll see what happens.

President Concept declared on Friday to his Fox and Friend that Ukraine had until Thursday to accept his Concept for a Peace Plan.

Brian Kilmeade:
But you know if you don’t stop in Ukraine, he’s going to have problems. The Baltics are going to be in trouble. There will be more war.

President Lot of Deadlines:
They’ll be stopped. He’s not looking for more war. He’s taking punishment. This was supposed to be a one-day war and it’s entered four years now. We gave Ukraine the best military equipment in the world, the best equipment anywhere.

President Lot of Deadlines:
Nobody makes better equipment, and we gave them a lot of it. Somebody had to use that equipment and they were very brave. Do you agree with that? They were very brave.

Brian Kilmeade:
They’re great fighters. And you’re not pulling off the sanctions while you wait on the 28-point plan because every time you do, Vladimir Putin wants you to stop that.

President Lot of Deadlines:
No, no, not at all.

President Lot of Deadlines:
We have very strong sanctions.

Brian Kilmeade:
So they go in soon, don’t they, against Lukoil and Lukoil and —

President Lot of Deadlines:
They go in very soon, and they’re very powerful. It makes it very hard to sell oil. Their whole economy is based on oil. I’m not doing anything having to do with taking back sanctions.

Brian Kilmeade:
Understood. So is next Thursday the loose deadline you gave for Ukraine?

President Lot of Deadlines:
Well, I’ve had a lot of deadlines, but if things are working well, you extend them. Thursday is — we think it’s an appropriate time.

Bloomberg released a transcript of a call between Steve “I wish I was Russian” Witkoff — the U.S. special envoy — and a senior Kremlin aide on October 14. In it, Witkoff reportedly instructed the Russians on exactly how to stroke the ego of the sitting U.S. president if they wanted their Ukraine “peace plan” to stand a chance.

President Ego Stroke it Stroke Real Good was asked about the new reporting on Air Force One.

President Ego Stroke — Stroke It Real Good

They’re losing, they’re losing too many people.

Reporter:
Have you heard this audio that Bloomberg has — of Witkoff coaching the Russians on how to appeal to you and get on your good side?

President Ego Stroke:
Well, I… I haven’t heard it, no. But that’s a standard thing. You know, ’cause he’s gotta sell this to Ukraine. He’s gotta sell Ukraine to Russia. That’s what a deal-maker does. You gotta say, “Look, they want this.” You gotta convince him with this. That’s standard negotiation.

President Ego Stroke:
I haven’t heard it, but I heard it was standard negotiation. And I would imagine he’s saying the same thing to Ukraine. ’Cause each party has to give and take.

Reporter:
So you’re not worried that he’s too pro-Russian?

President Ego Stroke:
I think — look, this war could go on for years, and Russia’s got a lot more people, a lot more soldiers, you know. So I think if Ukraine can make a deal, it’s a good thing. I think it’s great for both. Frankly, I think it’s great for both. But Ukraine’s a much smaller group of people.

They’ve lost a lot of people. Russia’s got a much bigger pool of people.

Asked about reporting that his FBI Bitch Boy Kash Patel was on his way out, President I only Hire Stupid People said “no”.

Reporter:
Are you planning to replace Kash Patel as FBI Director?

President I only Hire Stupid People:
No, he’s doing a good job.

Reporter:
This week we saw —

President I only Hire Stupid People:
Kash Patel? No, he’s doing a great job, I think.

Reporter:
This week we saw those cases against James Comey and Letitia James tossed out. Do you still have faith in Lindsey Halligan as —

President I only Hire Stupid People:
No, she’s great. I think she’s great. They got out on a technicality, but you’ll see what happens from here on.

If you look at the actual charges, I think anybody that looks at it fairly would say, “Boy, are they guilty.” The court didn’t say you couldn’t re-bring the case, appeal the case, or take another shot at it.

So they have a lot of opportunity. They’re going to call the shots. I’m not calling the shots.

Reporter:
Mr. President —

President I only Hire Stupid People:
Lindsey’s a very talented lawyer. Very talented. And Lindsey’s a very talented lawyer, actually.


New York Times struck a nerve…

The Text:

The Creeps at the Falling New York Times are at it again. I won the 2024 Presidential Election in a Landslide, winning all Seven Swing States, the Popular Vote, and the Electoral College by a lot. I won one of our Nation’s Districts by 2,750 to 60, a complete Wipeout.

I settled 8 Wars, have 48 New Stock Market Highs, our Economy is Great, and our Country is respected again all over the World like never before.

The last Administration had the Highest Inflation in history, but I’ve already brought that down to normal, and prices, including groceries, are coming down. To do this takes a lot of Work and Energy, and I have never worked so hard in my life.

Yet despite all of this the Radical Left Lunatics in the soon-to-fold New York Times did a hit piece on me that they know to be the exact opposite. They knew it was wrong, just like almost everything they write about me, including Election results, ALL PURPOSELY NEGATIVE. This cheap “RAG” is truly an “ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE.”

The writer of the story, Katie Rogers, who is assigned to write only bad things about me, is ugly, both inside and out. But despite all of this, I have my Highest Poll Numbers ever, and with record-setting investment being made in America, those numbers should only go up.

There will be a day when I run low on Energy, it happens to everyone, but with a PERFECT PHYSICAL EXAM and a COMPREHENSIVE COGNITIVE TEST (“That was aced”) JUST RECENTLY TAKEN, it certainly is not now.

GOD BLESS AMERICA & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Fuck him.

“The writer of the story, Katie Rogers, who is assigned to write only bad things about me, is ugly, both inside and out.”

What did Rogers report?

Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office (gift link):

Snips:

Mr. Trump remains almost omnipresent in American life. He appears before the news media and takes questions far more often than Mr. Biden did. Foreign leaders, chief executives, donors and others have regular access to Mr. Trump and see him in action.

Still, nearly a year into his second term, Americans see Mr. Trump less than they used to, according to a New York Times analysis of his schedule. Mr. Trump has fewer public events on his schedule and is traveling domestically much less than he did by this point during his first year in office, in 2017, although he is taking more foreign trips.

He also keeps a shorter public schedule than he used to. Most of his public appearances fall between noon and 5 p.m., on average.

And when he is in public, occasionally, his battery shows signs of wear. During an Oval Office event that began around noon on Nov. 6, Mr. Trump sat behind his desk for about 20 minutes as executives standing around him talked about weight-loss drugs.

At one point, Mr. Trump’s eyelids drooped until his eyes were almost closed, and he appeared to doze on and off for several seconds. At another point, he opened his eyes and looked toward a line of journalists watching him. He stood up only after a guest who was standing near him fainted and collapsed.

[Snip]

Many of the facts that concerned critics about Mr. Trump’s physical health during his first term are present now. He does not get regular exercise, in part because he has a long-held theory that people are born with a finite amount of energy and that vigorous activity can deplete that reserve, like a battery. He enjoys red meat and is known to eat McDonald’s by the sackful.

Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office. 11/25/2025.

To prove he’s hip and cool and high energy the President truth’d out a new word(s).

Note that President Low Energy only attacked one of the journalists that contributed to the article that calls him old.

He hates women.


Justice isn’t coming…


Cosplay DHS Secretary Kristi Noem is an awful person.

The Justice Department said Tuesday that Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was the Trump administration official behind the decision not to comply with a federal judge’s order to halt the deportation of alleged Venezuelan gang members to El Salvador under the Alien Enemies Act.

In a court filing, the Justice Department said administration officials conveyed U.S. District Judge James Boasberg’s March 15 oral order to return alleged Venezuelan members of the Tren de Aragua gang to the United States, as well as the subsequent written order the same day that blocked the federal government from removing members subject to the Alien Enemies Act under President Donald Trump’s invocation of the 18th century law.

NBC News. 11/25/2025.

That’s all folks. Enjoy Thanksgiving Eve.

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