Coffee Talk with Tiff

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It’s Wednesday…

President Shitshow’s public schedule for…

Wednesday, December 3 2025
9:00 AM
In-Town Pool Call Time
10:00 AM
The President participates in the White House Internship Program class photo
South Portico Closed Press
2:30 PM
The President makes an announcement
Oval Office White House Press Pool

The White House announced what President MC plans to announce this afternoon, because apparently we’re doing pre-announcements for announcements now.

Speaking of Former President Biden…

This morning President Who Thinks his social media posts are laws announced that everything Biden signed with the autopen was null and void (again).

*Flashback*

03/16/2025:

11/28/2025:

*End Flashback*

Maybe 3rd times the charm?

Flash News

Another Day Another Pardon…

He announced this morning that he’d be pardoning Democratic Rep. Henry Cuellar and his wife.

The letter was sent by their daughter.

From the Biden DOJ:

An indictment was unsealed today in the Southern District of Texas charging U.S. Congressman Enrique Roberto “Henry” Cuellar, 68, and his wife, Imelda Cuellar, 67, both of Laredo, Texas, with participating in two schemes involving bribery, unlawful foreign influence, and money laundering. Congressman Cuellar and Imelda Cuellar made their initial court appearance today before U.S. Magistrate Judge Dena Palermo in Houston.

According to court documents, beginning in at least December 2014 and continuing through at least November 2021, Congressman Cuellar and Imelda Cuellar allegedly accepted approximately $600,000 in bribes from two foreign entities: an oil and gas company wholly owned and controlled by the Government of Azerbaijan, and a bank headquartered in Mexico City. The bribe payments were allegedly laundered, pursuant to sham consulting contracts, through a series of front companies and middlemen into shell companies owned by Imelda Cuellar, who performed little to no legitimate work under the contracts. In exchange for the bribes paid by the Azerbaijani oil and gas company, Congressman Cuellar allegedly agreed to use his office to influence U.S. foreign policy in favor of Azerbaijan. In exchange for the bribes paid by the Mexican bank, Congressman Cuellar allegedly agreed to influence legislative activity and to advise and pressure high-ranking U.S. Executive Branch officials regarding measures beneficial to the bank. 

Congressman Cuellar and Imelda Cuellar are each charged with the following offenses, and if convicted, face maximum penalties as indicated: two counts of conspiracy to commit bribery of a federal official and to have a public official act as an agent of a foreign principal required to register under the Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA), five years imprisonment on each count; two counts of bribery of a federal official, 15 years imprisonment on each count; two counts of conspiracy to commit honest services wire fraud, 20 years imprisonment on each count; two counts of violating the ban on public officials acting as agents of a foreign principal required to register under FARA, two years imprisonment on each count; one count of conspiracy to commit money laundering, 20 years imprisonment; and five counts of money laundering, 20 years imprisonment on each count.

Principal Deputy Assistant Attorney General Nicole M. Argentieri, head of the Justice Department’s Criminal Division; Assistant Attorney General Matthew G. Olsen, head of the Justice Department’s National Security Division; Assistant Director Michael D. Nordwall of the FBI’s Criminal Investigative Division; and Deputy Assistant Inspector General Jason Loeffler and Special Agent in Charge Chris Hileman of the Department of State Office of Inspector General (DOS-OIG) made the announcement.

The FBI and DOS-OIG investigated the case.

Acting Deputy Chief Marco A. Palmieri, Acting Deputy Chief Rosaleen O’Gara, and Trial Attorney Celia Choy of the Criminal Division’s Public Integrity Section and Trial Attorney Garrett Coyle of the National Security Division’s Counterintelligence and Export Control Section are prosecuting the case.

DOJ. 05/03/2024.

Lowlights from the Cabinet Meeting that was a snooze fest for the President getting jerked off by adult people.

The President Controls the weather…

Kristi Noem:
Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane.

President Sleepy:
Yeah.

Kristi Noem:
And so FEMA… FEMA… you even kept the hurricanes away, so we appreciate that. And FEMA is deploying resources and dollars 150 percent faster than ever before. So if somebody does have something bad happen to them, you are immediately there helping them and telling them they have the resources to get back up on their feet.

Affordability is a Democrat hoax…

Question:
When you talk about affordability going forward, are the American people, do you believe, getting impatient with the reforms that you’re making? They talked about it’s about…

President Exhausted:
I think they’re getting fake news from guys like you. Look, affordability is a hoax that was started by Democrats who caused the problem of pricing, and they didn’t end it when… look, they lost in a landslide. We won every swing state. We won the popular vote, we won everything.

He took a bullet for us!

Lee Zeldin:
This president, after four years serving in office, could have just left it in the rearview mirror and gone off to enjoy retirement. But he is willing to take a bullet for all of you tuning in at home because he believes in this flag, our freedom, our liberties, and saving the greatest country in the history of the world.

So, I’m grateful this holiday season for you, Mr. President. You’re willing to take a bullet for all of us, and by “all of us,” it’s the American public.

Take a bullet for us =’s got “shot” in the ear, while a person in his rally crowd was murdered.

President Doesn’t have information and his lap dog Pete “I don’t know what Fog of War Means” Hegshit answer questions about a boat strike that happened on September 2nd.

Question:
I wanted to clarify something you said on Sunday regarding the boat strikes near Venezuela. You had said you didn’t know if the second strike on that one boat had happened, but you wouldn’t have wanted it. Now that your administration has acknowledged that it happened, do you support that second strike? And Mr. Secretary, I want to clarify something you said in an interview back in September, I believe on Fox News. You said that you watched that strike live on television. In real time, did you know that there were survivors after the initial strike?

President I still Haven’t Got A Lot of Information:
Well, look, all I know is this: every boat that you see get blown up, we save 25,000, on average, lives. Twenty-five thousand lives. They’ve been sending enough of this horrible fentanyl and other things like cocaine and other things, but fentanyl right now is the leader of the pack, to kill our entire nation, because a little speck on the head of a pin can kill somebody.

It’s very dangerous stuff. I know so many people where their sons were drug addicts. They had one little sample and they died, they died. They couldn’t believe it. As far as the attack is concerned, I still haven’t gotten a lot of information because I rely on Pete, but to me, it was an attack.

It wasn’t one strike, two strikes, three strikes. Somebody asked me a question about the second strike. I didn’t know about the second strike. I didn’t know anything about people. I wasn’t involved in it. I knew they took out a boat, but I would say this: they had a strike. I hear the gentleman who was in charge of that is extraordinary.

President Makes up Shit:
Pete didn’t know about a second attack having to do with two people, and I guess Pete would have to speak to it. I can say this: I want those boats taken out, and if we have to, we’ll attack on land also, just like we attack at sea. And there’s very little coming in by sea.

I think we’ve knocked out over 90 percent of it. There’s very little getting through, and I understand that. There’s very little. We’re saving hundreds of thousands of lives with those pinpoint attacks. It’s an amazing thing when you see a boat going along and, you know, a lot of the press would like to say they’re not… you see the boat, but they’re not maybe drugs.

Pete Hegshit:
Now, the first couple of strikes, as any leader would want, you want to own that responsibility.

I said I’m going to be the one to make the call after getting all the information and making sure it’s the right strike. That was September 2. There’s a lot of intelligence that goes into that, building that case and understanding it, a lot of people providing information. I watched that first strike live.

As you can imagine at the Department of War, we’ve got a lot of things to do. So I didn’t stick around for the hour or two hours or whatever where all the sensitive site exploitation digitally occurs. So I moved on to my next meeting. A couple of hours later, I learned that the commander had made the call, which he had the complete authority to do. And by the way, Admiral Bradley made the correct decision to ultimately sink the boat and eliminate the threat.

He sunk the boat, sunk the boat, and eliminated the threat, and it was the right call. We have his back. And the American people are safer because narco-terrorists know you can’t bring drugs through the water and eventually on land if necessary—

President That Really wants a Ground War:
Have to do it.

Pete Hegshit:
—to the American people.

Question:
So you didn’t see any survivors, to be clear, after that first strike, you personally?

Pete Hegshit:
I did not personally see survivors, but I stand… because the thing was on fire. It was exploded and burning, and with fire or smoke you can’t see anything. You’ve got digital. This is called the fog of war. This is what you and the press don’t understand. You sit in your air-conditioned offices or up on Capitol Hill and you nitpick and you plant fake stories in the Washington Post about “kill everybody” phrases on anonymous sources, not based in anything, not based in any truth at all.

And then you want to throw out really irresponsible terms about American heroes, about the judgment that they made. I wrote a whole book on this topic because of what politicians and the press do to war fighters.

Finding stats on journalists or media support members killed in combat is not easy. IFJ has been tracking deaths of journalists and media support members since 1990.

According to their 15 page pdf (for the timeframe 1990 to 2020):

At the time we started counting in 1990, we
listed 40 journalists and media workers killed
in that year. This was at a time when raising
a white flag and writing TV in masking tape
on a vehicle might help keep one safe. Some
believed that this was merely a blip. Sadly

this proved not to be. When you aggregate
all these numbers, the total adds up to a
staggering 2658 killed in the last thirty years.
This comes to about two journalists or media
workers dying every week.

Over 50% of journalists were killed in the ten
most dangerous top spots featuring countries
which suffered war violence, crime and
corruption as well a catastrophic breakdown
of law and order. Iraq (339 killed) came
top followed by Mexico (175), Philippines
(159), Pakistan (138), India (116), Russian
Federation (110), Algeria (106), Syria (96),
Somalia (93) and Afghanistan (93).

IFJ. 1990-2020.

Fog of war…

Photos of his napping while being blown…

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