It’s Tuesday…
At the moment, the White House schedule offers no detail on what John Hancock is slated to sign during today’s “signing time.” The item is listed, the cameras are barred, and the public is left guessing.
Propaganda Barbie may clarify it during her press briefing, assuming one materializes. As of now, there isn’t even a YouTube feed posted for it. Transparency, apparently, is on a flexible schedule.
Looks like propaganda barbie will be joined by her boss in today’s presser.
A very special guest will be joining me at the podium today…. TUNE IN! 👀🇺🇸 https://t.co/c2ijmP8F56
— Karoline Leavitt (@PressSec) January 20, 2026
Surprise!
WH pool: "Your pooler can confirm that President Trump is the guest at today's briefing, which will mark his first anniversary of the second administration."
— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) January 20, 2026
A live feed of the shitshow.
The night ended with a championship for Indiana and a tantrum from the Oval Office. Back on “Lies Social,” the current occupant made it clear that Greenland’s refusal is still living rent-free in his head.
Had a good phone call.
Shared a private text message.
Image of the text:
I saw this random tweet yesterday and couldn’t help but reply.
A deal requires more than one party demanding a deal.
— Ann-Tiff-A (@NewsiesNeighbor) January 20, 2026
Greenland does not want a deal, Denmark said "it's not for sale".
What part of that sounds like a "deal" is being made?
Shared manipulated photo.
The photo was captured August 18th, 2025. The manipulation is the map.
Shared an AI photo.
We live in the dumbest timeline.
Shares a private text.
Image of the text:
He was asked during a press gaggle last night if he confirm or deny that he sent a letter to Norway mad that he didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize.
REPORTER: Can you speak to your letter you wrote to the prime minster saying the Nobel Prize influenced your thinking on Greenland?
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 20, 2026
TRUMP: I don't care about the Nobel Prize. First of all, a very fine woman felt that I deserved it and really wanted me to have the Nobel Prize,… pic.twitter.com/W9S2sJt466
Show more =’s TRUMP: I don’t care about the Nobel Prize. First of all, a very fine woman felt that I deserved it and really wanted me to have the Nobel Prize, and I appreciate that. If anybody thinks that Norway doesn’t control the Nobel Prize, they are just kidding.
I replied:
Yeah, he doesn't care about something he mentions all the damn time.
— Ann-Tiff-A (@NewsiesNeighbor) January 20, 2026
Sure, Jan.
In the last hour-ish Puddle has melted down 33 times on “Lies Social” most are that dumbshit he does where he shares a video without remarks then shares some random persons thoughts on the video.
His last three posts were a retweet and two rambles.
Trying to make the autopen thing a thing, again.
He’s the reason NATO exists today.
He doesn’t handle rejection well.
In the they were for it before he was against news.
The text:
Shockingly, our “brilliant” NATO Ally, the United Kingdom, is currently planning to give away the Island of Diego Garcia, the site of a vital U.S. Military Base, to Mauritius, and to do so FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER. There is no doubt that China and Russia have noticed this act of total weakness. These are International Powers who only recognize STRENGTH, which is why the United States of America, under my leadership, is now, after only one year, respected like never before. The UK giving away extremely important land is an act of GREAT STUPIDITY, and is another in a very long line of National Security reasons why Greenland has to be acquired. Denmark and its European Allies have to DO THE RIGHT THING. Thank you for your attention to this matter. PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
Fuck Trump. 01/20/2026.
*Flashback*
U.S. Support for UK and Mauritius Agreement on Chagos Archipelago (05/22/2025):
Today, the United States welcomed the historic agreement between the United Kingdom and the Republic of Mauritius on the future of the British Indian Ocean Territory—specifically, the Chagos Archipelago.
We commend both the United Kingdom and Mauritius for their leadership, vision, and commitment to ensure that Diego Garcia remains fully operational for the duration of this agreement. We look forward to working closely with both governments to strengthen our collaboration in support of regional peace and stability.
Following a comprehensive interagency review, the Trump Administration determined that this agreement secures the long-term, stable, and effective operation of the joint U.S.-UK military facility at Diego Garcia. This is a critical asset for regional and global security. President Trump expressed his support for this monumental achievement during his meeting with Prime Minister Starmer at the White House.
This milestone reflects the enduring strength of the U.S.-UK relationship—a relationship that, as demonstrated by the U.S.-UK trade deal announced on May 8, extends far beyond defense to encompass economic growth, innovation, and shared global leadership.
Although the United States is not a party to this agreement, we remain responsible for operating the U.S. Naval Support Facility on Diego Garcia, which continues to play a vital role in supporting forward-deployed operational forces and advancing security across the region.
The United States values its partnership with both the United Kingdom and Mauritius, and we stand ready to continue our collaboration to promote peace, security, and prosperity in the Indian Ocean and beyond.
U.S. Support for UK and Mauritius Agreement on Chagos Archipelago (05/22/2025).
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