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Shitshow’s public schedule for…
His trip to Memphis was announced on 03/17/2026:
President Trump will visit Memphis, Tennessee on Monday to highlight the incredible achievements of the Memphis Safe Task Force. Under President Trump’s leadership, federal and state officials are working together successfully to remove criminals from the streets and make Memphis…
— Liz Huston (@LizHuston47) March 17, 2026
Show more =’s safe again
Fox Memphis.com (03/18/2026): With President Trump’s visit expected Monday, both supporters and critics say the focus will not only be on crime reduction but also on how those results are being achieved and what comes next for Memphis.
Right, because “Confuses Easily” is just famous for staying on topic.
Mad Man News on Manic Monday
Saturday:
Roughly an hour later:
Sunday:
Monday:
Iran is denying that any such talks have taken place.
Bartiromo: "Iran state TV says that Trump capitulated. There are no direct or indirect talks taking place with the Trump regime. This is from a spokesperson for the IRGC and it is being run on Iran state TV. They say it's a ploy to buy time for military preparations." pic.twitter.com/ZsxZwKWIqt
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 23, 2026
TACO seems to confirm that he’s making shit up to manipulate the stock market.
Bartiromo: "I just spoke with President Trump and he told me that Iran wants to make a deal badly … he said the most recent talks happened last night with Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner and their counterparts. With Iranian TV saying no talks have happened, the president said… pic.twitter.com/HHC4TKawVT
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 23, 2026
Show more =’s he said the most recent talks happened last night with Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner and their counterparts. With Iranian TV saying no talks have happened, the president said it’s hard to get information there because the US is blowing up so much of their infrastructure.
Israel seems skeptical such talks took place.
An Israeli security establishment source tells me: “I’d approach this cautiously, with a grain of salt. It’s early Monday morning in the U.S., the start of the trading week. Markets opened higher, largely as expected following the weekend reports on the negotiations and the… https://t.co/2C3krvCPpD
— Yalda Hakim (@SkyYaldaHakim) March 23, 2026
Show more =’s Markets opened higher, largely as expected following the weekend reports on the negotiations and the latest statement by Donald Trump. That said, I wouldn’t view this move as a final step. We saw a similar pattern last week. Oil prices have also declined, supporting the positive sentiment in the short term. For now, it appears he has bought a few more days roughly into week four, until the Marines arrive and complete their initial deployment and organization phase. The Iranians are already denying it”
He spoke at reporters this morning before departing Florida to head to Memphis.
Iran needs a better PR team.
Q: Iran's foreign ministry says you're not telling the truth when it comes to productive conversations to end the war
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 23, 2026
TRUMP: Well, they're gonna have to get themselves better public relations people. We've had very strong talks. Mr Witkoff and Kushner had them. They went… pic.twitter.com/zzwlv4aBL5
Show more =’s TRUMP: Well, they’re gonna have to get themselves better public relations people. We’ve had very strong talks. Mr Witkoff and Kushner had them. They went perfectly.
What a cluster fuck.
Firestarter has thoughts.
COLLINS: If the war is ending, do you still need $200 billion?
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 23, 2026
TRUMP: It's always nice to have. It's a very inflamed world, and the Democrats inflame it pic.twitter.com/G2ZXRasvsQ
Yeah, it was the evil Democrats in his pocket that ordered the US military to attack Iran.
COLLINS: You said there's many points of agreement with Iran. Can you give us a few?
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 23, 2026
TRUMP: Like 15 points
COLLINS: That Iran has said yes to?
TRUMP: They're not gonna have a nuclear weapon. That's number 1, 2, and 3
COLLINS: They've said yes to that?
TRUMP: They agreed to… pic.twitter.com/NHeYyJvRQS
The full tweet text:
COLLINS: You said there’s many points of agreement with Iran. Can you give us a few?
TRUMP: Like 15 points
COLLINS: That Iran has said yes to?
TRUMP: They’re not gonna have a nuclear weapon. That’s number 1, 2, and 3
COLLINS: They’ve said yes to that?
TRUMP: They agreed to that
Shit just sounds made up.
Won’t name the top person in Iran cause he doesn’t want them killed.
Q: Who is Steve Witkoff speaking with in Iran?
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 23, 2026
TRUMP: A top person
Q: Who is it?
TRUMP: I can't. I don't want them to be killed pic.twitter.com/lKPy8hdyPL
Yeah, cause now he’s worried about people being killed.
Says he might control the Strait of Hormuz.
COLLINS: Who's gonna be in control of the Strait of Hormuz? Who's gonna be in control of that?
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 23, 2026
TRUMP: Uhhhh it'll be jointly controlled
COLLINS: By who?
TRUMP: Maybe me. Maybe me. Me and the next ayatollah, whoever that is. There will also be a serious form of regime change.… pic.twitter.com/Q8GcuVixfx
Show more =’s There will also be a serious form of regime change. Look at Venezuela.
Narrator: There was no regime change in Venezuela.
Nobody knew Iran would defend itself if attacked.
Trump: "Look at the way Iran attacked unexpectedly all of those countries surrounding them. That was not supposed to– nobody was even thinking about it." pic.twitter.com/5wZsxU0CLn
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 23, 2026
Foreign policy or geopolitical affairs are way far outside my comfort zone, but even I’m educated enough to know if a country is attacked they strike back.
ICE is now standing around at airports.
They don’t need to wear masks.
ICE is so happy they can arrest “illegals” at the airport cause it’s “very fertile territory”.
Q: Will we see ICE arresting illegal migrants at airports?
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 23, 2026
TRUMP: Yeah. That's why the Democrats are going crazy. ICE loves it because they're able to now arrest illegals as they come into the country. It's very fertile territory. pic.twitter.com/kkNmsSznPV
Sure, Jan.
I can confirm that ICE is deployed at the ATL airport supporting the TSA pic.twitter.com/lNhJS4i3y2
— Dave Danna (@DaveEDanna) March 23, 2026
Former war hero, FBI Director, and Special Counsel Robert Mueller passed away at the age of 81.
Shitty person shows what a shitty person they are.
There are so many reasons why Idiot is unfit for office, but it’s statements like above that show he’s really unfit as a human being.
It’s speaking now in Memphis.
We will cover that tomorrow.
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