It’s Friday.
Shitshow’s public schedule for…
He’s spending the weekend fucking off at Mar-a-Lardo, again.
Fuck It All Friday — Because Obviously
The White House Twitter account managed to post some random-ass shit in just a few hours Thursday.
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) March 27, 2026
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) March 27, 2026
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) March 27, 2026
The last post was a 7 second video.
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) March 27, 2026
Because we are led by the most idiotic administration outside of Idiocracy.
The video has a voice. It’s backwards.
My TikTok head mod, and wonderful squirrel rescuer Sam, managed to reverse the video.
Voice: “Exciting announcement tomorrow.”
(Posted after 10 p.m. Eastern. So, today.)
Because of course they weren’t finished.
SOON. pic.twitter.com/o7ybur8Uxe
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) March 27, 2026
Mystery solved.
Cue the drumroll…
🇺🇸 🚀 LAUNCHED: THE WHITE HOUSE APP
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) March 27, 2026
Live streams. Real-time updates. Straight from the source, no filter.
The conversation everyone’s watching is now at your fingertips.
Download here ⬇️
📲 App Store: https://t.co/VC8lwiyO0G
📲 Google Play Store: https://t.co/zFjVcveGOV pic.twitter.com/xxaaSr1irC
All of that… for an app.
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