It’s Wednesday…
Shitshow’s public schedule for…
I posted a live thread to the supreme’s hearing. It will likely have ended by the time I post this.
Executive Time:
Yesterday.
Trump: "If France or some other country wants to get oil or gas, go up through the strait and they'll be able able to fend for themselves. I think it'll be really safe actually. But we have nothing to do with that. What happens with the strait we're not gonna have anything to do… pic.twitter.com/Td98FYnXnI
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 31, 2026
Trump on when he'll leave Iran: "Within two weeks" pic.twitter.com/LIKvfofVtn
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 31, 2026
"That's not for us" — Trump for the second time claims it's "for France" to fight Iranian forces to clear the Hormuz Strait pic.twitter.com/tKvJJmCtO8
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 31, 2026
Fuckstick:
And if France or some other country wants to get oil or gas, they’ll go up through the Strait and the Hormuz Strait, they’ll go right up there and they’ll be able to fend for themselves. I think it will be very safe, actually, but we have nothing to do with that. What happens to the Strait we’re not going to have anything to do with because these countries, China, China will go up and they’ll fuel up their beautiful ships, and they’ll leave and they’ll take care of themselves. There’s no reason for us to do it. We hit them hard. But if they want something –
but I would say that within two weeks maybe, two weeks, maybe three. We’re hitting them very hard. Last night, we knocked out tremendous amounts of missile making facilities, as you probably read or wrote. We knocked out —
Reporter:
We’ll be gone in two or three weeks, is that what you mean?
Fuckstick:
Excuse me?
Reporter:
Pardon me for interrupting. Will be — the US will be gone or done with the war in two weeks?
Fuckstick:
I think two or three weeks. Yeah.
We leave. Because there’s no reason for us to do this. Look, problem with the strait, a guy can take a mine, drop it in the water and say, oh, it’s unsafe. It’s not like you’re taking out an army or you’re taking out a country, or you — they can drop it. Or you can take a machine gun from the shore and shoot a few bullets at a ship, or maybe an over-the-shoulder missile, small missiles.
Uh, that’s not for us. That’ll be for France. That’ll be for whoever’s using the strait. But I think when we leave, probably that’s all cleared up. Today, I heard tremendous numbers of ships were sailing through. Uh, we’re negotiating with them right now. Uh, they’ve been — again, we have had regime change.
Now, regime change was not one of the things I had as a goal. I had one goal, they will have no nuclear weapon…
RollCall.com.
Today:
After he openly violated the Constitution, again, by signing an executive order that attempts to federalize parts of our elections, Propaganda Barbie announced that Fuckstick would deliver a national prime-time address to “update” the country.
Because nothing says reassurance like a man who just rewrote election rules on a whim going on TV to explain a war he also can’t seem to explain.
TUNE IN: Tomorrow night at 9PM ET, President Trump will give an Address to the Nation to provide an important update on Iran.
— Karoline Leavitt (@PressSec) March 31, 2026
On the bingo card: Announces we’ve won the Iran war and we are bailing, leaving NATO, or we’re putting boots on the ground.
All I can find on Nissan is this (note to self: bookmark is your friend, damn it):
Nissan Americas Chairman Christian Meunier: "In the last 12 months, we've been increasing the proportion of cars that we build in the U.S. … A year ago, 45% of our mix sold in the U.S. was made in the U.S. — we're more than 2/3 today, and we'll go to 80%."
— Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) April 1, 2026
TRUMP EFFECT 🔥🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/twYuoqAvQw
Narrator: No we aren’t you fucking fuckstick.
I gave up the ghost. I will tackle the latest unconstitutional EO hopefully, tomorrow!
This is an Open Thread
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