It’s Thursday…
Shitshow’s public schedule for…
I don’t give a fuck Thursday…
Yesterday, the world waited for the President of the United States to offer an update on his war of choice against Iran — because apparently, this is where we are now.
The “live” address went something like this…
And this…
Speaking of remarks…
Yesterday, Out of his Depths leader of the free world hosted an Easter Luncheon. That luncheon was closed to the press.
It seems the White House may have uploaded that video unintentionally. It's now been made private.
— bryan metzger (@metzgov) April 1, 2026
But I downloaded it, so here's the full WH feed of the Easter lunch earlier today.
Trump does sound a bit more candid here than he does in front of reporters. https://t.co/PicD2aCH4e pic.twitter.com/sqPjqur0cc
In the “leaked” video, he said the U.S. can’t afford daycare, previewed his nighttime speech, admitted he thought the Iran war would be over in three days, and — just to round things out — his spiritual advisor compared him to Jesus.
Trump: "The US can't take of daycare. That has to be up to a state. We're fighting wars. Medicaid, Medicare — they can do it on a state basis. We have to take care of one thing: military protection. But all these little scams that have taken place, you have to let states take… pic.twitter.com/G2s3WTNxpI
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 1, 2026
Trump: Tonight I'm making a little speech at 9 o'clock. And basically I'm gonna uhh tell everybody how great I am. Whatta phenomenal job I've done pic.twitter.com/sLSYQHCHqy
— Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) April 1, 2026
Trump on Iran:
— Clash Report (@clashreport) April 1, 2026
The war was going to be over in three days. That was my prediction before it started. pic.twitter.com/0FxhmXlx52
Paula White compares Trump to Jesus during event with faith leaders: "You were betrayed and arrested and falsely accused. It's a familiar pattern that our Lord and Savior showed us. Because of His resurrection, you rose up." pic.twitter.com/Ddc8hflU34
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 1, 2026
I’ve reached the point in the Trump 2.0 era where fact-checking him feels like checking the weather during a hurricane.
Normal is buried somewhere beneath the standards bar — entombed under the Trump vanity ballroom.
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