Coffee Talk with Tiff

April 6, 2026 12:25 pm EDT Tiff Coffee Talk with Tiff 0
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It’s Monday…

Shitshow’s public schedule for…

04/06/2026:

Press Conference means this:


At this point, they should skip official scheduled events and just post: 8:00 a.m. to midnight Eastern Time — America remains embarrassed.


That national nightmare was on full display on Easter Sunday, when Puddle threatened Iran with “living in Hell” if those “crazy bastards” didn’t open the “Fuckin’ Strait” by Tuesday at 8:00 p.m. Eastern Time—because apparently that’s where we are now.

And if that wasn’t enough, he followed it up by calling reporters and doubling down.

Fox News reporter Trey Yingst reported:

The clip runs about 11 minutes, if you’re feeling brave.

From the clip:

The rest of the tweet says: “The big thing is they’re not going to have a nuclear weapon. They’re not even negotiating that point, it’s so easy,” the President added. “That’s already been conceded. Most of the points are conceded.”

Narrator: if Iran has already agreed to “no nukes”, why are we threatening to “blow everything up”?

He also told Fox News that the U.S. supplied guns to Iranian protesters. He then claimed the Kurds stole them.

Some Kurds are saying they didn’t receive weapons of any kind.

Which brings us back to that Easter Sunday threat…

ABC News reporter Rachel Scott reported:

The rest of the tweet says: I asked if there’s anything off limits. “Very little,” he said.

Narrator: The country has an estimated population of 96 million people. Apparently, the media complex has forgotten that “blowing up the whole country” means murdering a bunch of PEOPLE.

Narrator: He’s a fuckstick.

The rest of the tweet says: “I said, I’d love to have you guys get involved. And they said, well, we can’t do it. I said, Oh, that’s okay. I didn’t even give him a hard sell. They probably said, Oh, he’s a terrible salesman. Because all I did say, love to have you be involved.”

“I was doing that as a test. I didn’t need that, right? They’re a paper tiger. Paper Tiger. They have no ships. They have no nothing, and Putin has zero fear of them,” he said. “But I did it as a test.”

Narrator: Article 5 of NATO has been invoked only once, by the United States after 9/11.

I get how reporters work, but the sitting president just said he’d commit war crimes while supporting genocide. I’m thinking who might be his next AG after firing Propaganda Bondi could wait a tick.

The rest of the tweet says: “Well, I don’t want to talk about that. But the civilians want me to do it. Okay, the civilians, you know, when they’re most unhappy, when they don’t hear bombs going off because they’re living in hell.”

Narrator: Yep. Still a fuckstick.

Axios reported:

The rest of the tweet says: Two sources involved in the negotiations said the talks are taking place through Pakistani, Egyptian and Turkish mediators, but also through text messages sent between Trump’s advisers and Iran’s foreign minister, Abbas Araghchi.

CNN is reporting that Iran has rejected the 45-day ceasefire deal.

Iran has rejected a temporary ceasefire in the US-Israeli war, saying it would allow adversaries to pause and prepare for the continuation of the conflict.

“We are calling for an end to the war and for preventing its recurrence,” foreign ministry spokesperson Esmail Baghaei was cited as saying by Iran’s state news agency IRNA.

Reuters reported Monday that Iran and the US have received a proposal to end hostilities that could come into effect on Monday. Axios also reported that the US, Iran, and regional mediators were discussing a potential 45-day ceasefire as part of a two-phase deal that would lead to a permanent end to the war.

Baghaei did not specifically address the reports.

He added that Iran has formulated a response to the United States’ demands to end the war and will announce it “when necessary,” referring to the 15-point list of demands that Washington conveyed to Tehran through Pakistan.

The proposal was “extremely excessive and unusual and illogical,” adding that Iran has a “very bitter experience of negotiating with the US,” he said.

Any diplomatic talks are “absolutely incompatible with ultimatums, crimes, and threats to commit war crimes,” he added, referring to US President Donald Trump’s threat to bomb key Iranian infrastructure if Tehran does not open the Strait of Hormuz.

Separately, Iranian Armed Forces spokesman Ebrahim Zolfaghari said on Monday that if attacks on civilian targets are repeated, Iran’s retaliation will be on a much wider scale and losses “several times greater,” the semi-official news agency Tasnim reported.

CNN live update thread.

Al Jazeera’s live update thread has confirmed that Iran has rejected the ceasefire deal.


We are in the stupidest of timelines…

Here’s an example:

Genocidal threats on Easter Sunday are better than the former president signing a proclamation the Friday before Easter that declared March 31, 2024 “Transgender Day of Visibility.”

Let that sink in.

A proclamation recognizing a fixed date just happened to fall on Easter in 2024 (same thing happened to me yesterday, it was my birthday), yet that’s somehow worse than a sitting president on Easter 2026 threatening war crimes and genocide.

This is an Open Thread

PS.

I’m aware that the no new wars campaigner in chief has called those of us against the new war “foolish”.

But I did intentionally leave out today’s remarks as I wanted to keep his Easter Sunday remarks separate from today’s fuckstickery.

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