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It’s Tuesday…

04/14/2026:

Whatever This Is Tuesday

I’d completely forgotten that last May, the sitting turd in the Oval Office posted this…

Speaking of the Pope…

A local area man who traveled as Vice President to Hungary to prop up likely-to-lose former Prime Minister Viktor Orbán thinks the Chicago-born Pope should stay out of politics.

NBC News (04/12/2026): Viktor Orbán conceded defeat Sunday after 16 years in power, as Peter Magyar’s center-right Tisza Party was projected to win Hungary’s parliamentary election. With almost all of the ballots tallied, Tisza is projected to win 138 seats in the 199-seat legislature, Reuters reported, enough for a supermajority.

DoorDash dropped a PR video of its “grandma” driver delivering McDonald’s to the Oval Office…

The rest of the tweet says: When Dashers make their voices heard, real change happens. Join DashRoots and be part of what’s next: http://DashRoots.com

In the clip, the Turd in the Oval Office asks, “This doesn’t look staged, does it?”

Narrator: Yes. Yes, it absolutely looked staged.

During that obviously staged event, the Turd in the Oval Office was asked about the now-deleted post portraying him as Jesus. He said he posted it because he thought he was a doctor.

Local Area Man was asked whether, as a Catholic, he had a problem with the image, as others in MAGA world did.

It was just a joke guys. Every. Time. It’s a joke nobody else gets…

For example:

5th place swimmer turned Fox Entertainment guest star Riley Gains was one of those MAGA darlings offended by the post.

Asked if he removed it cause of people like Gains he said:

Speaking of idiots…

Senator from Kansas says national security is more important than our pocketbooks.

Narrator: Marshall is up for reelection and I advise his opponents just to run the clip as an ad.

FEMA Senior official that believes he was teleported to the Waffle House also believes his dead ex-girlfriend lifted his car off the road to avoid a fatal car crash.

In a brief interview with CNN on his cellphone Thursday morning about Phillips, President Donald Trump said, “What does teleport mean? Was he kidding?”

Told that Phillips was not kidding, Trump responded: “I don’t know anything about teleporting. … It just sounds a little strange, but I know nothing about teleporting or him, but I’ll find out about it right now.”

CNN. 04/14/2026.

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