It’s Thursday…
Shitshow’s public schedule for…
Executive Time…
Fuckstick is doing that thing again where he posts a video with no comment, then reposts the exact same clip with someone else’s commentary attached so he can let them do the talking for him while he’s nodding along like he discovered the thought himself.
Seconds later, via Lies Social, Fuckstick ordered the U.S. Navy to “shoot and kill” any boat, no matter how small, that is placing mines “in the waters of the Strait of Hormuz.”
Speaking of the Navy…
Yesterday the Department of Defense Propaganda mouthpiece Sean Parnell announced that the Secretary of the Navy John Phelan would be leaving his post “effective immediately”.
STATEMENT:
— Sean Parnell (@SeanParnellASW) April 22, 2026
Secretary of the Navy John C. Phelan is departing the administration, effective immediately.
On behalf of the Secretary of War and Deputy Secretary of War, we are grateful to Secretary Phelan for his service to the Department and the United States Navy.
We wish…
The rest of the tweet says: We wish him well in his future endeavors. Undersecretary Hung Cao will become Acting Secretary of the Navy.
Undersecretary Hung Cao now Acting Secretary of the Navy in 2023 said in an interview that Wiccan was taking over Monterey California.
Witch Finder: There’s a place in Monterey, California called Lovers Point. The original name was Lovers of Christ Point. But now it’s become, they took out the Christ, it’s Lover’s Point, and really Monterey is a very dark place now. Yeah, a lot of witchcraft and the Wiccan community has really taken over there, and we can’t let that happen in Virginia. Virginia is, I mean especially down in Roanoke, they’re God-loving people, right? Richmond too, and Virginia Beach, and we just need to mobilize Christians across the nation.
Two weeks ago…
Just two weeks ago, Pentagon spokesman Sean Parnell said in a statement to The Washington Post that Pete Hegseth “maintains excellent working relationships with the secretaries of every military service branch.”
— Dan Lamothe (@DanLamothe) April 23, 2026
It was for a story about Army Secretary Dan Driscoll, who Hegseth…
The rest of the tweet says: It was for a story about Army Secretary Dan Driscoll, who Hegseth also has clashed with. It wasn’t true then and it isn’t true now, numerous officials say tonight, as Navy Secretary John Phelan is shown the door.
The story Dan Lamothe wrote was published on April 7th.
After clashes with Hegseth, Army secretary says he isn’t going anywhere
Army Secretary Dan Driscoll has no plans to resign or otherwise leave his role at the Pentagon, he said in a statement to The Washington Post on Tuesday, after a series of internal clashes with Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth that have caused other U.S. officials to question how long they can coexist.
Driscoll’s statement follows last week’s abrupt ouster of the Army’s top officer, Gen. Randy George, and two other senior military leaders — and as Hegseth’s top spokesman, Sean Parnell, has privately told colleagues that he is interested in Driscoll’s job should it become open, according to officials familiar with the matter.
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Parnell, Hegseth’s spokesman, declined to address questions about his interest in the Army secretary job and disputed assertions that there is any tension between Hegseth and Driscoll. In a statement, he said that Hegseth “maintains excellent working relationships with the secretaries of every military service branch, including Army Secretary Dan Driscoll.”
After clashes with Hegseth, Army secretary says he isn’t going anywhere. 04/07/2026.
Quick Hit…
The sitting president’s son, and notably not Hunter Biden, went on Fox News to be congratulated for his company landing a $24 million defense contract, because apparently nepotism is only corruption when Democrats do it.
James Comer could not be reached for comment.
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