It’s Wednesday…
Shitshow’s public schedule for…
The White House schedule got a last-minute rewrite Tuesday after plans for Wednesday’s Cabinet meeting at Camp David were suddenly scrapped because of possible bad weather. Instead, Puddle and his collection of human bobbleheads will gather at the White House where the cameras can safely capture the full performance.
WTOP News is reporting threats of rain, wind, and high humidity in D.C. this afternoon with temperatures reaching the 80s.
Still feels more likely that some aide had to explain to Puddle that Camp David’s tighter media access meant his Cabinet loyalty pageant probably wouldn’t make live television.
Quick Hit
Puddle used part of his executive time on Wednesday to congratulate terrible horrible no good dude Ken Paxton on defeating Senator John Cornyn in Tuesday’s Texas Senate runoff race. In fairness to Texas voters, the ballot basically read: “would you prefer terrible or somehow even more exhausting?”
CNN (05/25/2026): the vegan allegations, which stem from a resurfaced 2022 clip in which he talked about reducing meat consumption and running a “non-meat” campaign for the state House.
On May 18th, 2026 his campaign responded to the vegan haters…
Official statement from @JamesTalarico on vegan accusations pic.twitter.com/pLwtlknBYj
— JT Ennis (@jt_ennis) March 18, 2026
I gotta call it guys. I’m sure it’s so short. This morning vanished and that includes Puddle’s cabinet bullshit starting almost an hour late.
I will try again tomorrow.
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