Coffee Talk with Tiff

May 29, 2026 1:03 pm EDT Tiff Coffee Talk with Tiff 0
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It’s Friday.

Shitshow’s public schedule for…

05/29/2026:

There is no info at this time on what Executive Orders he will sign today.

They shared his weekend schedule:

Update on Iran…

The Text:

Iran must agree that they will never have a Nuclear Weapon or Bomb.

The Hormuz Strait must be immediately open, no tolls, for unrestricted shipping traffic, in both directions.

All water mines (bombs), if any, will be terminated (we have removed, through detonation, numerous such mines with our great underwater mine sweepers. Iran will complete the immediate removal and/or detonation of any mines that are left, which will not be many!).

Ships caught in the Strait due to our amazing and unprecedented Naval Blockade, which will now be lifted, may start the process of “heading home!” Say HELLO to your wives, husbands, parents, and families from me, your favorite President!

The enriched material, sometimes referred to as “Nuclear Dust,” which is buried deep underground with virtually collapsed mountains, caused by our powerful B2 Bomber attack 11 months ago, sitting on top of it, will be unearthed by the United States (which, it is agreed, is the only Country, along with China, with the mechanical capability of doing so!), in close coordination and conjunction with the Islamic Republic of Iran, plus the International Atomic Energy Agency, and DESTROYED.

No money will be exchanged, until further notice.

Other items, of far less importance, have been agreed to.

I will be meeting now, in the Situation Room, to make a final determination.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

President DONALD J. TRUMP

Fuck Trump. 05/29/2026.

Ships caught in the Strait due to our amazing and unprecedented Naval Blockade, which will now be lifted, may start the process of “heading home!” Say HELLO to your wives, husbands, parents, and families from me, your favorite President!

If Iran hasn’t agreed to the deal. How come we are lifting the blockade?

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And like clock work…


Flash News Friday

Judge blocks slush fund to pay coup attempters.

A federal judge has blocked the Trump administration’s effort to establish a fund to reimburse people who claim they were targeted by the “weaponization” of the federal government.

U.S. District Judge Leonie Brinkema said the restraining order was meant to ensure that no funds are “irreversibly disbursed” before the legal fight over the newly announced fund has a chance to play out.

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The order from Brinkema, a Clinton appointee based in northern Virginia, will pause the establishment of the fund until at least June 12, when she has set a hearing to consider the matter further.

The White House and Justice Department did not immediately respond to requests for comment.

Politico. 05/29/2026.

Freedom of Speech?

The US Justice Department is seeking the names, addresses, and banking information of Reddit and X users, ratcheting up efforts to identify social media critics of government deportation efforts.

The US Attorney’s Office for Washington, led by Jeanine Pirro, a close ally of President Donald Trump, has subpoenaed the social media companies as part of criminal investigations, asking for personal information on at least two anonymous posters behind accounts that have chided immigration enforcement efforts, according to records shared by attorneys for the users.

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Civil liberties groups have been raising alarms about efforts by US officials to unmask online critics amid the surge of public opposition to the administration’s hardline policies, including ramped up deportation arrests nationwide and violent clashes with protesters. They warn the tactics are an attempt to chill protected free speech.

Court records show the Trump administration has abandoned the use of administrative summonses and other demands, which don’t have to go through a judge or court process, when confronted with legal challenges. Then, in at least two cases, the Justice Department raised the stakes by seeking grand jury subpoenas.

“They started with an administrative summons, which does not indicate a criminal investigation, and then progressed to the grand jury subpoena, which does,” said Lauren Regan, an attorney representing a social media user who posted criticism of the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement on Reddit. The move, she added, “is further proof that this is a bad faith attempt to unmask the user.”

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The investigations come as the Trump administration and its allies increasingly portray “doxxing” — publishing personal information online about someone without their consent — as a growing threat against federal immigration officers. The issue gained national attention after Good’s death, which sparked outrage, protests and online sleuthing to identify the officer involved. Homeland Security officials says that publishing officers’ personal details could endanger agents and their families, while critics said the administration has been using accusations of doxxing to justify broader crackdowns on online speech and scrutiny of immigration enforcement.

Bloomberg. 05/29/2026.

The link is a gift link. I had to provide my email get a code to access the gift link.

“Doxxing” bad unless…

The images shared in the tweet thread:

I hate it here.

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