It’s Wednesday…
Shitshow’s public schedule for…
Washington Post (07/29/2026):
President Donald Trump on Wednesday is set to announce a sweeping plan to remake Dulles International Airport, including building new terminals and doing away with the airport’s long-criticized shuttles, according to four people who spoke on the condition of anonymity to preview the announcement.
Trump has spent months considering how to overhaul the airport, hearing pitches in the Oval Office from rival construction and design firms and looking at mock-up designs. Under his plan, the current underground train would be fully built out to take passengers to their terminals — rather than relying on the airport’s shuttles, nicknamed “people movers” — and five terminals would be built to replace the fourexisting ones, the people said.
The Trump-approved design also calls for large glass windows and gold accents throughout the airport, such as high, gold-mirrored ceilings.
Washington Post (07/29/2026).
Unhinged Puddle is not the only unhinged people we should talk about.
Robert “I like dead things” Kennedy:
This is what a Community Notes contributor decided was the most important context to add to a 25-second AI video.
Because sure, the real problem isn’t government officials shitposting AI cringe. It’s whether they misunderstood a scene from Blade Runner 2049.
The Department of “War”…
They deleted it lol https://t.co/73Dxy0UvKx pic.twitter.com/NXrgvoTBco
— Burner (@BurnerDontask) July 27, 2026
Speaking of the war…
According to Fox Entertainment, Puddle is angry that Iran launched what his administration is calling a “surprise” attack against U.S. forces. This comes after roughly five months of on-again, off-again attacks between the U.S. and Iran. His solution? He’s going to beat the “fucking shit” out of them.
The Department of Labor…
Happy Wednesday, Patriots 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/tUpTt8g0pR
— U.S. Department of Labor (@USDOL) July 29, 2026
I’m not gonna dive into what the fuck “Maxxing” is. I can tell you, this shit is cringe and I’ll leave it at that.
Waste, maybe fraud, and abuse…
This is wild. To try to prove Comey knew that "86" had a violent alternative meaning, the FBi interviewed Sammy the Bull, a notorious mass murderer and mobster who has praised Trump in recent years. https://t.co/1Zw0p1jpzP pic.twitter.com/uTecV0m94C
— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) July 29, 2026
Funny enough, Gravano told the FBI to corrborate his view with longtime prosecutor/judge John Gleeson. Comey's team took him up on it and got this sworn affidavit from Gleeson.https://t.co/FVcLWoIERg pic.twitter.com/ZMMsVZiihC
— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) July 29, 2026
The FBI also based its case on an acquaintance of the Comeys, who told the Secret Service he must have known the violent meaning of "86," but may have based that view on a Rudy Giuliani podcast? https://t.co/1Zw0p1jpzP pic.twitter.com/A4g499zhwS
— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) July 29, 2026
NEW: The Secret Service made what one official called a "legally questionable" decision to surveil Comey's location without a warrant as he drove home from North Carolina amid the seashell photo flap.
— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) July 29, 2026
New details w/ @joshgerstein https://t.co/kqW3loNzyv pic.twitter.com/22jqcIYIMN
The docs filed by Comey's team also suggest top White House officials asked for real-time updates about Comey's initial USSS interview, even as Trump flew home from Europe. https://t.co/kqW3loNzyv pic.twitter.com/16aQBvpXF8
— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) July 29, 2026
All that, plus the FBI turning to Samy the Bull for evidence about the meaning of "86" — a series of bizarre twists in a bizarre case as Comey seeks to … 86 the indictment. https://t.co/kqW3loNzyv
— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) July 29, 2026
I really hate it here.
🎪 Open Thread 🎪
I’m fully aware of the Paul v. Faucci shitshow happening this morning. I decided to ignore it until tomorrow.
