It’s Thursday…
Shitshow’s public schedule for…
There is a YouTube ad:
*Opens with George C. Scott as General Patton
Narrator: Are you a veteran and not an illegal alien?
Bruce Willis from Die Hard:
Narrator: Did you drive things like this? Or this? Maybe even this.
*Sylvester Stallone from Rambo:
Narrator: You drove the toughest roads on Earth, defending our freedoms.
Arnold Schwarzenegger from Predator:
Narrator: Why not get paid to drive on ours?
Jonah Hill from Wolf of Wall Street: You show me a pay stub for $72,000 on it…
Narrator: How about six figures? Become a freedom hauler.
Shane Gills Saturday Night Live Opening Monologue 2025: Do you ever think about that? I like it.
Narrator: We like it, too.
Sylvester Stallone from Over the Top: It’s a real blessing.
Narrator: And we’re blowing up fraud.
Narrator: We want you on the front lines. Your road, your rules. Make your own hours, your schedule.
Tim Robinson Season 2, Episode 3 of the Netflix sketch comedy series I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson:
Narrator: Oh, we’re sure.
Idris Elba from Pacific Rim:
Narrator: And did I mention medical benefits and sign-on bonuses? Training costs are completely covered for veterans because our heroes treat safety like a mission and rack up more miles doing it. Best part, you’ll be on the road in a few weeks.
Steve Carell The Office:
Narrator: What are you waiting for?
Rob Schneider from The Waterboy:
Narrator: Your next mission deploys now.
My Coffee Talk Take: I have so many questions…
Coffee Talk Thoughts…
FBI Director Kash “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch” Patel had a lawsuit he filed against a blogger tossed on Wednesday.
BREAKING: A Nevada federal judge has granted my Motion to Dismiss in the case of @Kash_Patel vs. Jim Stewartson.
— Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 (@jimstewartson) July 29, 2026
I’d like to commend the judge for including “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch” in his ruling.
Thanks to all for your support. 🇺🇸 https://t.co/z2aZb0JcvP pic.twitter.com/iL6hp8ARYy
Stewartson added:
✍️ PSA: Now that my case is settled, you are free to refer to @FBIDirectorKash as a “chud,” a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch,” and a “traitor” without fear of legal repercussions!
— Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 (@jimstewartson) July 29, 2026
You’re welcome! 😁👍🏼 https://t.co/K92SbbgXzq pic.twitter.com/NGN8DJlwyG
The fail that was the Freedom 250 celebration events needs more tax dollars in order “to recoup costs associated with support of events celebrating America’s Semiquincentennial,”
The Trump administration is asking Congress for an additional $10 million to cover costs related to Freedom 250 events recently held on the National Mall, including a prayer event, a fair and a fireworks show. https://t.co/jAn7JmHJ1X
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) July 29, 2026
The Trump administration is asking Congress for an additional $10 million to cover costs related to Freedom 250 events recently held on the National Mall, including a prayer event, a fair and a fireworks show.
Sen. Jeff Merkley (Oregon), the top Democrat on the Senate Appropriations subcommittee that oversees funding for the Mall, said an earlier request from the administration was presented to Congress last week as part of a broader request for short-term funding across the government. That request, which asked for an unspecified amount of funding “to recoup costs associated with support of events celebrating America’s Semiquincentennial,” prompted questions about why the additional funds were needed, Merkley said.
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Asked about the funding request, the Interior Department told The Washington Post on Wednesday that the extra funding was needed to help address security needs, citing recent threats against high-profile events such as the UFC event held outside the White House and the attempted shooting at the White House correspondents’ dinner.
“Given the elevated security threats against high-profile events in Washington, D.C. …an elevated security posture was needed to ensure the safety of the public at these events. This funding would help address the expenditures associated with the elevated security posture,” the department wrote in an email.
Washington Post. 07/29/2026.
Speaking of Capitol Hill…
Today, the Senate Judiciary Committee was expected to vote on the nomination of Acting Attorney General Todd “I’m his lawyer pause I was his lawyer” Blanche to become the next attorney general.
🚨 Senate Judiciary has CALLED OFF tomorrow morning’s vote on Blanche AG nom amid Cornyn/Tillis blockade
— Laura Weiss (@LauraEWeiss16) July 30, 2026
Chair Grassley spox says postponed as work continues to get support for Blanche pic.twitter.com/XN4AYHnBCP
Puddle wasn’t happy that his lawyer’s confirmation hit a roadblock.
Senator Cornyn responded.
POTUS is mistaken if he believes concerns about the provisions in his tax lawsuit settlement are limited to me and Senator Tillis https://t.co/fKgD1qwF7x
— Senator John Cornyn (@JohnCornyn) July 30, 2026
Because surely his lawyer’s confirmation chances will magically improve after the midterms.
