Coffee Talk with Tiff

August 3, 2026 12:19 pm EDT Tiff Coffee Talk with Tiff 0
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It’s Monday…

Not soon enough…


Weekend update

Same Puddle Same Weekend Meltdown…

The memes…

The recycled memes…

This is the 4th time he’s posted himself looming over Greenland. I think it’s safe to calling it stalking at this point. Creep.

The monumental crap.

While we can’t afford food, groceries, and rent, Puddle continues to spend our money trying to make DC prettier by trashing everything up with gold.

It wouldn’t be a weekend in America without Puddle backing off possibly war criming against Iran.

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Trey Yingst: President Trump calling off planned strikes against Iran as he says a deal is close. According to the president, talks will resume today aimed at finalizing an agreement on the Strait of Hormuz. Trump says he was asked by Qatar, the UAE, and Saudi Arabia to hold off as diplomatic efforts play out.

[Puddle on Sunday press gaggle]:

We had an attack that would be the biggest attack since World War II, and it would’ve been disastrous for them. [Laughs] And they didn’t want us to do it. And, and frankly, Saudi Arabia didn’t want it either. They thought that a deal is imminent.

RollCall.com. 08/02/2026.

Trey Yingst: Overnight, Iran’s President Masoud Pezeshkian posted to [Twitter]: Memorandum of understanding reached earlier this year. Saying, in part:

I believe this memorandum will be the center of gravity for our foreign relations in the future. We must strive to compel the enemy to remain committed to what it has signed. The security of the country, the region, and our allies enhanced by memorandum.

Twitter.

Trey Yingst: Now international focus remains on the Strait of Hormuz, where an explosion was heard this morning by a tanker, according to maritime tracking groups. A new deal could see the strait opened for 60 days without fees, with the possibility of another agreement in sight the region remains on alert, since the Iranians are denying any direct progress.

[Foreign Ministry Spokesperson Esmaeil Baghaei]

We currently do not have negotiations with America. The negotiations are with Oman and are focused on reaching an understanding over a path to ensure the security of shipping passage through the Strait of Hormuz.

Fox & Friends YouTube. 08/03/2026.

Trey Yingst: Here in Israel, the military remains on high alert. Officials believe the situation could change any day.

Puddle has responded to Iran calling out his same old “deal no deal” bullshit.

Puddle spent part of the weekend insisting, once again, that the reflecting pool was damaged by vandals.

How it started…

[4:05]

So today, a grand jury has returned a felony indictment against a defendant, David Hearn, for felony destruction of property, for which he faces ten years in prison.

The indictment is in response to an incident that occurred on June 19th 2026 in which the defendant, Hearn, ripped a piece of installed sealant on the bottom of the reflecting pool at the Lincoln Memorial.

The evidence shows we will prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Hearn willfully destroyed property at the Lincoln Reflecting Pool. This was a deliberate act to damage the reflecting pool at the National Mall that members of the National Park Service actually worked hard to restore and have witnessed.

By Hearn’s own admission, on June 19, he went down into the pool. Our evidence further shows that a National Park Service employee observed Hearn actually forcefully, violently pulling and removing the bottom liner with both hands.

According to witnesses, Hearn damaged approximately two square feet of sealant from the bottom of the pool.

A Parks employee actually told Hearn to stop his behavior and stop what he was doing. Hearn responded by shouting at that Parks employee, saying that she cared too much about the reflecting pool and asking why she even cared, since it wasn’t her pool.

C-SPAN’s YouTube Transcript. 07/02/2026.

How it’s going…

Pg. 1 Motion to Dismiss the Indictment:

Pg. 1 Motion to Dismiss the Indictment:

Pg. 5 Motion to Dismiss the Indictment:

Pg. 6 Motion to Dismiss the Indictment:

Pg. 6 Motion to Dismiss the Indictment:

Pg. 10 Motion to Dismiss the Indictment:

Pg. 18 Motion to Dismiss the Indictment:

The rest of the tweet says: “A recent visual inspection showed damage throughout the Reflecting Pool, even in the middle of the pool, where a vandal would not likely attempt to peel the lining. Given all of this newly discovered information, it is difficult to attribute the widespread damage to the Reflecting Pool to vandalism”

Pg. 19 Motion to Dismiss the Indictment:

My Coffee Talk Take:

We all knew. Everyone knew the order to have the Reflecting Pool painted American Flag Blue before the July 4 celebration of our nation’s 250th birthday was rushed. The damage wasn’t caused by vandals. It was caused by rushing the job.

It’s easy to mock the people running this government.

But this part shouldn’t be brushed aside. To please Puddle, Jeanine Pirro took this case to a grand jury, secured a felony indictment, and put a man at risk of spending up to 10 years in prison.

Was he likely to get the maximum sentence? Probably not. That’s beside the point. She tried to make him a felon based on a story the Justice Department has now admitted wasn’t true.

Based on the motion to dismiss, Pirro should be fired. Full stop. The filing raises serious questions about how this prosecution ever made it to a grand jury in the first place.


Shitshow’s public schedule for…

Forth.News AI says:

AI Story Summary

President Donald Trump will sign a new Executive Order at 1:30 p.m. EDT on Monday, Aug. 3, 2026, with Secretary of War attending the ceremony, which will be livestreamed on war.gov and the Department of War’s social media channels

The White House press schedule for the day includes executive time, policy meetings, and an in‑town pool call, with the signing event open to the press pool

The Secretary of War will livestream the signing on war.gov and the Department of War’s social media channels, while other senior military leaders have no public events that day

The President will also participate in multiple policy meetings throughout the afternoon, with Vice President JD Vance and First Lady Melania Trump present in the White House.

Forth.News. 08/03/2026.

Propaganda Barbie warned us that on Tuesday and Wednesday, Puddle will visit California and Nevada.

That’s a wrap for today.

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