Coffee Talk with Tiff

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It’s Tuesday…

Shitshow’s public schedule for…

Tuesday, August 18 2026
8:00 AM The President participates in Executive Time
The White House Closed Press
11:00 AM The President participates in a Policy Meeting
Oval Office Closed Press
12:00 PM The President participates in a Policy Meeting
Oval Office Closed Press
2:30 PM The President participates in a Policy Meeting
Oval Office Closed Press
4:00 PM The President participates in a Policy Meeting
Oval Office Closed Press
5:00 PM The President participates in a Policy Meeting
Oval Office Closed Press

Executive Time Tuesday

After retweeting about the Senate passing the Sunshine Act so we don’t have to change the clocks twice a year, endorsing more Republicans in the upcoming primaries, and retweeting some made-up sir story about why we need to pass the SAVE Act, he posted this bullshit about the Strait of Hormuz.

He went on to confirm what Iran said yesterday: there are no talks between the U.S. and Iran.

“Open and operating”

Reuters (08/18/2026):

The Strait of Hormuz will remain shut until the U.S. meets the conditions ​of an interim deal signed with Iran in June, the top ‌Iranian negotiator Mohammad Baqer Qalibaf said in comments published by state media on Tuesday.These conditions include ​the U.S. lifting its blockade of Iranian ports, lifting ​oil sanctions, releasing Tehran’s frozen assets, and ending threats and military ⁠operations on all fronts, Qalibaf told parliament.

Reuters (08/18/2026).

He spent the other part of Executive Time posting this bullshit…

And this…

Yesterday, Puddle told the media that everyone that opposes the vanity project that is Puddle’s ballroom are being “very, very disloyal to our country”.

Delusional thy name is Puddle.

P.S.

I have some adulting to do today. So, I need to stop there. I will try for more content tomorrow. 😘

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