It’s Thursday…
Shitshow’s public schedule for…
I know I covered Dolly’s passing yesterday and took the rest of the day almost off. But guys, I really need a reset. My house is a mess, my sleep is jacked (yesterday’s short sleep was self-inflicted and worth it) but overall, my sleep is a disaster.
So, I’ve decided for another day to take a mental health break vs. forcing an article to fall from my tired brain and fingers.
I will acknowledge that today is Propaganda Barbie’s last day as the lying liar that lies on Puddle’s behalf.
We don’t have a replacement named yet. No worries, she reassures us that Puddle will continue to call the reporters and issue statements…
Puddle:
So this is Lake Ontario in Canada and in the United States. But we’re gonna make a little change. We’re gonna call it something different thank Lake Ontario. We’re gonna call it Lake America. And all it takes is a good pen and some intelligence.
So Lake Ontario [he strikes it out with his good pen]. That’s gone. [He writes] Lake America.
So now we have a lake and now we have the gulf. Because we have the Gulf of America. And now we have Lake America. Without the of.
Thank you very much, everybody. Enjoy Lake America.
I used the CC on the TikTok. 08/26/2026.
