It’s Friday.
Shitshow’s public schedule for…
Puddle, the pettiest man in the world, held a special signing time on Thursday to rename Lake Ontario to Lake America.
Donald Trump: I guess the purpose of this, more than anything else, is we’re going to be changing the name of Lake Ontario, effective immediately to Lake America.
That’s going to take place right now as I sign the order. Do you have anything to say about it, Ben?
Benjamin Moss: Yes, sir. So this is a straightforward but important executive order. It directs Secretary Burgum and the Department of the interior to update the Geographic Names Information service to reflect that lake, once known as Lake Ontario, will from this day forward be known as Lake America. This is a lake that has most of its volume in the United States.
The deepest parts of the lake sit in United States territory, so this will reflect that this is an American lake.
Donald Trump: Thank you. OK.
RollCall.com. 08/27/2026.
Dear Puddle and Ben,
From this day forward, I will be calling Lake Ontario–Lake Ontario.
Signed,
Instead of Making America Great, the Puddle and his enablers are making us weaker.
Prime Minister of Canada Mark Carney responded to the name change.
The name Lake Ontario comes from the Wendat word Ontari’io, which, appropriately, means “the lake is beautiful, the lake is big”.
— Mark Carney (@MarkJCarney) August 27, 2026
The name is more than 400 years old, predating both the Confederation of Canada and the Declaration of Independence of the United States of America.…
The rest of the tweet says: We know that America is changing. Their trading relationships, their foreign policies, their national monuments, their hydronyms. Canadians also know that naming reality means calling it Lake Ontario – then, now and always.
While Google will likely change the name to soothe the American ego, MapQuest has said it’s a no from them.
We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: https://t.co/E2I0Ezd57W
— MapQuest (@MapQuest) August 27, 2026
(tag us so we can see your work 🙂) pic.twitter.com/x8lIAMt6ab
This is something I didn’t think needed to be said, but once again the American voter has proven me wrong….
EO's are not law.
— Ann-Tiff-A (@NewsiesNeighbor) August 28, 2026
FFS.
Speaking of renaming things…
Puddle floated the idea of changing the names of the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans.
Puddle:
[5:08]
So, the lake change, lake of America was something I’ve been thinking about for a long time. Actually, as you know, we took something called the Gulf of Mexico. We changed it and now it’s very routinely the Gulf of America.
So, if you think about it, we have a Gulf and we have a lake. Now, all we need is an ocean. So maybe we’ll have to change the name of the Atlantic andor the Pacific.
Maybe we’ll change them.
RollCall.com. 08/27/2026.
Puddle’s Executive Time
Puddle’s gone wild (again)…
About the photo chart…
Newsweek (08/28/2026):
The chart shared by Trump closely resembles a famous presidential ranking published by LIFE magazine in November 1948.
The rankings were compiled by historian Arthur M. Schlesinger Sr., who surveyed 55 historians and grouped presidents into categories including “Great,” “Near Great,” “Average,” “Below Average” and “Failures.”
Newsweek (08/28/2026).
I’m leaning toward it was the rankings published by Life magazine in November 1948…
Here’s why…
See where Wilson is “great”…
From this morning:
So yesterday afternoon Wilson was great, today he’s one of the Presidents that broke America.
He has continued to endlessly post shit since I started writing this thread.
Now that I’ve learned that yes, ChatGPT can help make one image out of ten images…
I’ve decided to skip the rest of today’s posts except this one.
How it started…
How it’s going….
Like we knew he would, he’s ruined any goodwill he earned by not stepping on his dick when he originally posted about the passing of Dolly Parton.
He’s one of the reasons we can’t have nice things.
