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Out of Fucks to Give Friday...

Puddle is the shittest human being...

During his rally in Iowa last night...

Puddle:

He must take that ad down immediately. He must--no. The mother is calling the daughter a terrible person and a liar. Everybody should be so lucky. Why would you shield somebody from that? Why would we do that? So I told them, leave it up and look upstairs and say, thank you, God, for much I appreciate it. So, but that's a hot story today. They want him to take down an ad. I only wish I could have had an ad like that against somebody. But as it turned out we didn't need it. It was me. We didn't need it. We got all seven swing. We went all seven swing says we won the popular vote. We won everything. 87% of the counties did you know that?

Buzz App. My Ears. 10/22/2026.

This morning...

Puddle (7:36):

Reporter: Now that you know the backstory about Amy Acton and her stepfather and why she hasn't talked to her mom for so long, her stepfather was indicted for rape. Now that you know all that, sir, do you change your mind about the ad?

Puddle: No, it's a mother speaking badly against Amy Acton. And, uh, to me, it's very easy.

Reporter: Are they having trouble?

Puddle: I don't care. Yeah. So, so if it were my mother speaking badly about me, you'd be making it the number one story on the news. You know, maybe you would, but...

Reporter: Her mother stood by her after her husband...

Puddle: You don't know that. You don't know that. You don't know anything. Uh, her mother stood by, didn't stand by. Her mother went on television and said that the daughter who's running for governor of Ohio is a liar and a bad person. And that's all I know. Whether... Nobody knows. Nobody knows anything.

Can I be honest? You shouldn't even... You're embarrassing... The press is embarrassing himself. You're trying to take a horrible situation for a Democrat and make it look better.

The mother said really bad things about a person that wants to be the Democrat governor of Ohio. The mother said terrible things. Anybody seeing that would say, "No way I'm voting for her." There's nothing to it. It's very simple.

The press is trying so hard to nullify it. You know, they called me up about it. I said, "Wait a minute. The mother said these things. The mother looks like she's totally lucid. She looks very smart, actually. And she felt she had an obligation to Ohio voters to tell them that her daughter is a liar."

MANGO News. Shitty YouTube auto transcript. 10/23/2026.

Asshole won't stop digging...

Puddle (10:42):

Reporter: On the Ramaswamy ad, sir, Republicans like Ashley Hinson, who you were with last night in Iowa, are denouncing the ad. Are you...

Puddle: But they don't know the facts. Look, this is a mother that went on the air to say that her daughter, who's running for governor of the great state of Ohio, that I won in a record all three times. I got the record vote, the highest vote ever, so I know it well. I love the people.

A mother is saying, "Don't put my daughter there because she's a terrible person and she's a liar." Why shouldn't somebody use that?

Reporter: But do the sexual abuse allegations...

Puddle: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Slow down. Who you with? Who you with?

Reporter: I'm with NBC, sir.

Puddle: One of the worst networks you have.

Reporter: Sexual abuse allegations...

Puddle: Quiet.

Reporter: To you...

Puddle: Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?

If my mother said bad things about me, do you think the Democrats would put it up? I think so. But my mother thought I was wonderful. Thank you, Mom. My mother would never, even if she thought them, she would never say this.

This is a person, a mother, a smart woman. I watched. Smart woman. She said her daughter is a disaster. Her daughter is a liar, and she felt that she had an obligation. And she also said her daughter lied about her opponent, which is Vivek Ramaswamy.

Uh, if I had that ad, I should be so lucky to have an ad like that. Why wouldn't you listen to a mother that says that? Why? Why would you, Miss NBC, why wouldn't you listen?

Wait a minute. Play it. You have a... I don't know anything about a stepfather. All you have...

Reporter: His stepdaughter...

Puddle: Well, this one just keeps talking.

Reporter: 1978, sir.

Puddle: You just keep talking.

Reporter: I'm answering you, sir.

Puddle: You have a... I don't know anything about stepfathers from many, many years ago. I know that recently a mother got on television and said that her daughter should not be governor of Ohio. And she said, "I love my daughter, but my daughter lies all the time and lied about her opponent, and I can't watch it."

And the mother got up. This has nothing to do with the stepfather or anything else. This has to do with the fact that a woman got up, the mother of a person running for governor of one of the greatest states, where I set records, and said that she's a liar. Her daughter's a liar.

She said her daughter lied about Vivek, and the mother couldn't take it anymore. She basically said her daughter should not... That's what she said. Her daughter should not be the governor of Ohio.

To me, that's something that's very much fair game.

MANGO News. Shitty YouTube auto transcript. 10/23/2026.

Tiff Talk:

It's unsurprising that the adjudicated sexual abuser (rapist) is siding with the predator and not the victim. I will continue to be surprised that any adult with a couple of brain cells thinks Puddle is the most amazing man of the century ever.

Joe Mitchell for Congress:

And they've never given you the Nobel Peace Prize, by the way, which is as as a disgrace. So what I came up with Mr. President is a new award. It's called the Man of the Century Award, okay? It's the Man of the Century Award. And I'm going to hold this up for the artificial media to see CNN zoom in right here. Okay? Because this man has more for humanity in for America than any other president ever. Thank you, Mr. President for being here. Thank you for supporting Iowa. And thank you for being the greatest president we've ever had.

Buzz App.My Ears. 10/22/2026.

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