It’s Thursday…
President Shitshow’s public schedule for…
So we’ve got President King EO the First gearing up to doodle his signature on yet more proclamations, because Congress apparently thinks its main job is cosplay as a potted plant. Two that we know about, and maybe more, because nothing says “stable governance” like surprise executive orders popping up like raccoons in a dumpster.
President, King of EO the First, announced on social media: “We have already declared ANTIFA a Terrorist Organization, and I will be signing an Executive Order this week to dismantle these Domestic Terrorism Networks.” The claim sounds like law-and-order theater — and the promised EO would be another move to expand executive reach while Congress applauds from the sidelines.
The Text:
I have been briefed on the deadly shooting at the ICE Field Office in Dallas, Texas. It has now been revealed the deranged shooter wrote “Anti-ICE” on his shell casings. This is despicable! The Brave Men and Women of ICE are just trying to do their jobs, and remove the “WORST of the WORST” Criminals out of our Country, but they are facing an unprecedented increase in threats, violence, and attacks by Deranged Radical Leftists. This violence is the result of the Radical Left Democrats constantly demonizing Law Enforcement, calling for ICE to be demolished, and comparing ICE Officers to “Nazis.” The continuing violence from Radical Left Terrorists, in the aftermath of Charlie Kirk’s assassination, must be stopped. ICE Officers, and other Brave Members of Law Enforcement, are under grave threat. We have already declared ANTIFA a Terrorist Organization, and I will be signing an Executive Order this week to dismantle these Domestic Terrorism Networks. I AM CALLING ON ALL DEMOCRATS TO STOP THIS RHETORIC AGAINST ICE AND AMERICA’S LAW ENFORCEMENT, RIGHT NOW! The Trump Administration is fully committed to backing Law Enforcement, Strong Borders, securing our Homeland, deporting Violent Illegal Criminals, and fully rooting out the Left Wing Domestic Terrorism that is terrorizing our Country. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
After declaring all Democrats “terrorists” on Lies Social, President Law Breaker is reportedly set to keep breaking the law—this time by signing an EO giving TikTok another 120 days to sell itself off, leaving parent company ByteDance with under 20 percent ownership.
NEW: President Trump is expected to sign a deal to facilitate the sale of TikTok from a Chinese-based company to a group of American investors, two senior White House officials tell NBC News. https://t.co/Gvb4qlzpLk
— NBC News (@NBCNews) September 24, 2025
Ann-Tiff-A says: I love my TikTok shit, but the President has broken the law passed by Congress and signed into law under former President Biden. The legal challenges to the law failed, when the Supreme Court ruled that yes, the government can tell us Americans what apps we can and cannot have access to. That means TikTok should already be banned. And our President should be held accountable for continuing to break the law.
Weaponizing the DOJ…
Days ago—though it felt like an eternity in Trump-time—President Vindictive took to Lies Social to throw a tantrum about how none of his “enemies” had been carted off yet. Nobody knew what crimes he was talking about, until yesterday, when reports surfaced that former FBI Director James Comey might finally get an indictment for lying to Congress back in 2020. Bonus: the statute of limitations on this earth-shattering crime expires at the end of September. Tick-tock, Mr. President.
Our story begins when President Petty flipped out over the Democratic-backed Virginia DA—not resigning, mind you, but actually being fired—because President Losing-His-Shit couldn’t handle the fact that two Democrats still had the audacity to support them.
He went onto to post:
Followed by a Dear Pam (Bondi cosplaying AG) post:
About an hour later he posted praise of his personal AG, cosplay Bondi:
He followed all that drama by announcing he’d be appointing “Bimbo Number 3,” Lindsey Halligan—his former personal attorney—as Acting AG for the Eastern District of Virginia. Because nothing says ‘merit-based appointments’ like personal loyalty and chaos flair.
This was reported yesterday…
Earlier this week, prosecutors presented Lindsey Halligan — Trump’s former personal attorney whom he appointed to lead EDVA — with a detailed memo recommending that she decline to bring perjury and obstruction charges against Comey.https://t.co/q0giYkNzA4
— Katherine Faulders (@KFaulders) September 24, 2025
But there is nothing shady happening at all!
His holding court this morning and was asked about the Comey indictment…
Trump on Comey: I think I would be allowed to get involved if I want but I don't really choose to do so. I can only say James Comey is a bad person, I think he's a sick guy, actually. He did terrible things at the FBI. I have no idea what's going to happen pic.twitter.com/igy5ZCpEn7
— Acyn (@Acyn) September 25, 2025
He doesn’t know anything about it…
He thinks he can be involved if he wanted to…
He mentions people not named Pam Bondi as handling it…
Flash News…
Oklahoma’s Bible-thumping, Trump-worshipping Superintendent of Schools, Ryan Walters, has resigned. Trading in force-feeding “religion” to kids, he’s now taking a crack at being CEO of a group dedicated to union-busting teachers. Because obviously, shaping young minds wasn’t chaotic enough.
Walters: I'm excited to announce I will be stepping down as Oklahoma state superintendent and taking on the roll as the CEO of the Teacher Freedom Alliance. pic.twitter.com/xEiIPk8st6
— Acyn (@Acyn) September 25, 2025
Tariffs are amazing. So amazing, in fact, that our Agriculture Secretary announced yesterday they’re cooking up an aid package for farmers—because, according to President My-Tariffs, things will only “hurt for a little while” until the tariffs magically start benefiting them. Patience, everyone—this is just capitalism, but make it circus.
Brooke Rollins: "Soybean, corn, wheat, sorghum, cotton farmers are facing very difficult times. We are currently in conversations here at the White House, across the government, on a farmer aid package." pic.twitter.com/fjdAcR7c8Y
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 24, 2025
Trump: "We're gonna take some of that tariff money that we've made, we're gonna give it to our farmers who for a little while are going to be hurt until the tariffs kick in to their benefit." pic.twitter.com/F3djjloDHB
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 25, 2025
Collected tariffs =’s American’s tax dollars once again bailing out people harmed by stupid economic policies of President Stupid is as Stupid Does.
Speaking of tariffs…
They already have started doing that.
— Ann-Tiff-A (@NewsiesNeighbor) September 25, 2025
And of course, rich people don't worry about that shit, they will always be able to feed their families and pay bills, they don't have to pick one or the either.
#EscalatorGate the International Incident that wasn’t…
They are seriously trying to turn tech issues, into an international incident.
— Ann-Tiff-A (@NewsiesNeighbor) September 25, 2025
All they are doing is showing how weak and fragile their egos are.
FFS.
When a escalator stops running, it just becomes stairs, not a slide of death.
DOGE fucked around and found out…
"Hundreds of federal employees who lost their jobs in Elon Musk’s cost-cutting blitz are being asked to return to work" https://t.co/SvkaVhe8oC
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) September 25, 2025
This is an open thread
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