It’s Tuesday…
President Shitshow’s public schedule for…
President Felon will pardon a couple of turkeys today. Mazel tov to the birds; condolences to the rest of us.
After the ceremony, he’ll bolt from DC and scuttle down to Mar-A-Lardo for the rest of Thanksgiving Week. If only that meant he’d stop finding new ways to be a national embarrassment. But no — the man treats dignity like it’s optional software nobody asked for.
Flash News
President Jive Turkey’s last social media post was posted around 13 hours ago.
I tried embedding the gif, but it didn’t move, so out it went.
It’s basically the same gif, just frozen mid–wobble.
Our Secretary of Defense, currently auditioning for the role of War Secretary Who’d Rather Be Tweeting, has been shoved to the sidelines on the Ukraine–Russia peace negotiations. So, instead of doing his day job, he’s busy rage-posting about the so-called “seditious six” and taking swings at Senator Mark Kelly.
This comes literally one day after news broke that the Defense Department was considering recalling Kelly for possible court-martial proceedings, all because he had the audacity to remind both the public and service members that illegal orders don’t magically become legal just because someone barks them loudly.
So “Captain” Kelly, not only did your sedition video intentionally undercut good order & discipline…but you can’t even display your uniform correctly.
— Pete Hegseth (@PeteHegseth) November 25, 2025
Your medals are out of order & rows reversed. When/if you are recalled to active duty, it’ll start with a uniform inspection. https://t.co/rsSyrPcmbg
As a person that never served, I resorted to GROK and ChatGPT. Both AI Bots told me they believe the medals are correct. GROK linked to: Use the official U.S. Navy ribbon precedence chart (easily found online):→ https://www.mynavyhr.navy.mil/References/US-Navy-Uniforms/Uniform-Regulations/Navy-Awards-Precedence-Chart/
From the photos of the ribbons and the instructions shared I’m 99.9% sure the medals are placed correctly for the white dress uniform.
Hegshit sent another post:
Reminder: Reminding the public and service members they are legally obligated to not follow unlawful orders is not illegal and it certainly not sedition.
I waited to see whether he’d bother giving real remarks at the turkey pardon ceremony. Reminder: it’s supposed to be a light, goofy, bipartisan tradition. But President Ruins-All-the-Fun managed to suck the joy out of it anyway. Truly breathtaking consistency.
Attacks former President Joe Biden.
Trump: "The department of everything. We have a department of everything. You know what that is? I think that's called the White House. Into a terrible situation caused by a man named Sleepy Joe Biden. He used an autopen last year for the turkey's pardon." pic.twitter.com/RpNKIEqpef
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 25, 2025
Where’s Hunter?
Trump's Thanksgiving speech: "Hunter's was good. That was the one pardon, Pam, that was good. Right? The rest of them are all invalid." pic.twitter.com/ftjk3zBybv
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 25, 2025
Hear that all of Biden’s pardon’s, save Hunter are invalid.
*flashback*
Reporter: Changpeng Zhao pled guilty in 2023 to violating anti–money laundering laws. Why did you pardon him?
— Acyn (@Acyn) November 3, 2025
Trump: Okay, are you ready? I don’t know who he is.pic.twitter.com/UohLoUgmhr
*end Flashback*
Nuclear Power Plant gets approved in less than a week…
Where’s Lee “one of my great super stars”.
Trump: "Lee Zeldin, who has done a great job. A nuclear power plant gets approved in less than a week, okay? I'm only kidding but pretty close to that." pic.twitter.com/gFp2iyRgcj
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 25, 2025
We aka the US is leading in “everything”.
Trump: "We're leading in everything. Our auto plants are pouring back into our country. Wait until you see the jobs coming with them. But they're, many of them are under construction." pic.twitter.com/EFQB4Wd2uo
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 25, 2025
He was gonna name the Turkey’s Chuck and Nancy…
Trump on the turkeys he's about to pardon: "I shouldn't say this. I was gonna call them Chuck and Nancy. But then I realized I wouldn't be pardoning them. I would never pardon those two people. I wouldn't pardon them. I wouldn't care what Melania told me." pic.twitter.com/ESzYefSg6M
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 25, 2025
They are the largest turkey’s we’ve ever had. Not including the current turkey we have as President.
Trump on the turkeys he's about to pardon: "I shouldn't say this. I was gonna call them Chuck and Nancy. But then I realized I wouldn't be pardoning them. I would never pardon those two people. I wouldn't pardon them. I wouldn't care what Melania told me." pic.twitter.com/ESzYefSg6M
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 25, 2025
Show more =’s They’ve been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion.”
Falls flat with a joke totally written by Nazi Miller.
Trump: "Instead of pardons, some of my more enthusiastic staffers were already drafting the paperwork to ship Gobble and Waddle straight to the Terrorist Confinement Center in El Salvador." pic.twitter.com/OZN04RU6Hk
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 25, 2025
Lies.
Trump lies and claims of DC "we haven't had a murder in 6 months" pic.twitter.com/Qc1qQztVbQ
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 25, 2025
With the help of GROK cause google AI is super trashy and unhelpful; I found a link to DC Crime Data and Stats.
Incidents of Homicide from January 1 – November 24, 2025, by month
| Jan | Feb | Mar | Apr | May | June | July | Aug | Sep | Oct | Nov | Dec | Total | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | 12 | 16 | 7 | 13 | 18 | 15 | 15 | 8 | 5 | 8 | 5 | – | 122 |
May until Nov. saw 74 homicides in DC.
Our favorite Fact-checker Daniel Dale says the number is 50 total homicides in the same time frame I used.
President Trump falsely claimed three times in a speech today that "we haven't had a murder in six months" in Washington, DC.
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) November 25, 2025
There have been more than 50 homicides in Washington, DC since May 25, police figures show. https://t.co/h8PA2bEbfP
The Governor of Chicago is a “big fat slob”.
Trump on Pritzker: "The governor is a big fat slob" pic.twitter.com/b8ueQbEB92
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 25, 2025
He says that the governor should invite them into Chicago so they could help with crime.
"They burned the woman. They burned this beautiful woman … we're moving toward Chicago" — Trump is now using his Thanksgiving speech to rant and rave about crime in Chicago and his desire to send in the troops pic.twitter.com/lI3A6Yt552
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 25, 2025
Apparently Operation Midway Blitz wasn’t a thing in his world.
I had a fat joke about the Governor of Chicago, but thinking about him makes “angry”.
Trump: "I had a little bit of a Pritzker joke. I was gonna talk about Pritzker and size. But when I talk about Pritzker I get angry because he's not letting us do the job. So I'm not gonna tell my Pritzker joke. You know, some speechwriter wrote a joke about his weight … I… pic.twitter.com/03aX0sI0VV
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 25, 2025
Show more =’s You know, some speechwriter wrote a joke about his weight … I refuse to talk about the fact he’s a fat slob”
More people are praying. Pretty sure they are praying for someone’s demise…
Trump: "We have more people praying. The churches are coming back. I don't know if you've been reading that story but religion is coming back to America." pic.twitter.com/1frFTpBV3N
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 25, 2025
Gasoline will soon be hovering around 2 dollars a gallon.
Trump lies: "Gasoline will soon be hovering around $2 a gallon" pic.twitter.com/T6k8KZ7OT4
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 25, 2025
4 stations are at $1.99 according to Gas Buddy.
BREAKING: Nation’s Cheapest Stations Fall to $1.99/gallon Ahead of Thanksgiving for the First Time in Four Years https://t.co/soS1nduC0L
— Patrick De Haan (@GasBuddyGuy) November 25, 2025
“Four stations, located in Midwest City, Oklahoma (Oklahoma City metropolitan area), stood at $1.99 per gallon for regular unleaded gasoline early Monday morning, November 24.”
President Embarrassment finally pardoned the turkey’s.
The President and First Lady hosted the annual Turkey Pardon of Gobble and Waddle in the Rose Garden 🦃🦃 pic.twitter.com/QgTe6Gthxr
— Office of the First Lady (@FirstLadyOffice) November 25, 2025
That’s a wrap.
PS.
I intentionally left out the Ukraine/Russia Peace Plan that is or isn’t today, in order to gather more information.
This is an open thread
