It’s Friday.
President Shitshow’s public schedule for…

Saving College Spots Roundtable
USA TODAY (03/06/2026):
The guest list:
- Val Ackerman, Big East commissioner
- Charlie Baker, NCAA president
- Pete Bevacqua, Notre Dame athletic director
- David Blitzer, managing partner of New Jersey Devils, Philadelphia 76ers
- Mack Brown, former Texas/North Carolina coach
- Cody Campbell, Texas Tech donor and board member
- Gerry Cardinale, sports asset manager
- Joe Castiglione, former Oklahoma athletic director
- Jim Clements, former Clemson, West Virginia president
- Ted Cruz, U.S Senator (Texas)
- John Currie, Wake Forest athletic director
- Ron DeSantis, Florida governor
- Scott Dolson, Indiana athletic director
- Boris Epsthyen, President Trump advisor
- Marc Ganis, sports business expert
- Doug Girod, Kansas chancellor
- Jeff Gold, Nebraska president
- Jonathan Kraft, New England Patriots president
- Lou Lamoriello, former New York Islanders general manager
- Urban Meyer, former Florida/Ohio State coach
- Gloria Nevarez, Mountain West commissioner
- Tim Pernetti, American Conference commissioner
- Tony Petitti, Big Ten commissioner
- Jim Phillips, ACC commissioner
- Jimmy Pitaro, ESPN
- Donde Plowman, Tennessee chancellor
- Jamie Pollard, Iowa State athletic director
- Condolezza Rice, former secretary of state
- Nick Saban, former Alabama coach
- Greg Sankey, SEC commissioner
- Eric Schmitt, U.S. Senator (Missouri)
- Eric Shanks, Fox Sports CEO
- Adam Silver, NBA commissioner
- Jack Swarbrick, former Notre Dame athletic director
- Clay Travis, OutKick
- Charlie Ward, former Heisman Trophy winner
- Tiger Woods, pro golfer
- Brett Yormark, Big 12 commissioner
Notably absent from getting a seat at the table…
Noticeably absent from the invitees list are current college athletes, something Athletes.org took issue with and penned a letter asking, “How can decisions about the future of college athletics be made without the voices of the athletes themselves?”
Temple football player Khalil Poteat added:
“We deserve a seat at the table. We as athletes are the reason the stands are filled, logos are worn and the game thrives the way it does… It is unfair and unfaithful to hold a discussion without the main attraction in mind. We deserve a say, just like the executives and leaders, in sports and in our futures. I believe that we, as athletes at every level, deserve to be at the table and fight for our best interest. We want college sports to thrive just like everyone else in the room. So let’s bond together to generate the best outcome for all.”
USA TODAY (03/06/2026).
Jobs Report Friday
The BLS released the Jobs Report for February.

Revisions:

Charts:
Government job cuts are part of the story, but nowhere close to all of it. Even looking just at the private sector, job growth has slowed to a crawl. pic.twitter.com/0ivSOMDjBr
— Ben Casselman (@bencasselman) March 6, 2026
Interestingly, the number of people working part time because they couldn't find full-time work fell in February, so the broader (U6) measure of un- and underemployment fell, even as the official (U3) unemployment rate rose. pic.twitter.com/ZbSzy9GAyR
— Ben Casselman (@bencasselman) March 6, 2026
Twenty minutes after the terrible, no good, horrible jobs report dropped, He’s a Businessman took to Lies Social and started spamming threats and bullshit.

MIGA!
President Trump tells CNN he's not worried whether Iran becomes a democratic state https://t.co/s0eFJw2YUY pic.twitter.com/F711lLKrXG
— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) March 6, 2026

But no worries, it’s not war!
He didn’t stop there.
After calling for Iran’s unconditional surrender in a war that isn’t a war, he fired off another twenty-five posts. Eight were news articles about his Valentine’s Day break-up with late-night host Bill Maher. The rest were recycled posts and headlines from January and February. The cope is strong.
Puppy Killer is demoted aka fired

She was speaking at the Sergeant Benevolent Association Major Cities Conference in Nashville moments after she was fired. It’s unclear if she found out before her speech or after. If I had to guess it was after.
Her alleged side piece is also out.
FOX: Corey Lewandowski expected to leave with Kristi Noem pic.twitter.com/jA4uzFxxNX
— Acyn (@Acyn) March 5, 2026
She finally posted a response to her firing.
Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and…
— Secretary Kristi Noem (@Sec_Noem) March 5, 2026
The text:
Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren.
The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security.
We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.
Fuck ICE. 03/05/2026.
Senator Mullin’s said thanks for the nomination.
As a kid from Westville, it has been the greatest honor and privilege to serve the people of Oklahoma for the past thirteen years in both the House and Senate.
— Markwayne Mullin (@SenMullin) March 5, 2026
I am grateful to President Trump for nominating me to lead the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. I look forward to…
The text:
As a kid from Westville, it has been the greatest honor and privilege to serve the people of Oklahoma for the past thirteen years in both the House and Senate. I am grateful to President Trump for nominating me to lead the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. I look forward to earning the support of my colleagues in the Senate and carrying out President Trump’s mission alongside the department’s many capable agencies and the thousands of patriots who keep us safe every day. President Trump ran on restoring law and order, and he quickly delivered the most secure U.S. border in American history. I look forward to supporting @POTUS’ mission to safeguard the American people and defend the homeland.
Fuck ICE. 03/05/2026.
He’s dumber than rocks and less useful.
“That was a misspoke”.
RAJU: You'll concede this is war?
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 3, 2026
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: We haven't declared war. They declared war on us
RAJU: The president called it war and Secretary Hegseth called it war
REPORTER: When you walked up just now, you called it war
MULLIN: Okay. That was a misspoke. pic.twitter.com/x2YRUMmzUG
“President Hegseth–Secretary Hegseth–President Hegseth”.
Markwayne Mullin: "War is ugly. It smells bad. If anybody has ever been there and been able to smell the war that's happening around you and taste it, and feel it in your nostrils, it's something you'll never forget. And fortunately you have President Hegseth — or Secretary… pic.twitter.com/kFTyKxS3Z8
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 2, 2026
Show more =’s And fortunately you have President Hegseth — or Secretary Hegseth … President Hegseth has been there”
Obama oversaw the 2008 sweetheart deal with Epstein.
Holy shit — Markwayne Mullin insists later in the interview again that Obama oversaw actually oversaw the sweetheart deal with Epstein, even after Tapper (accurately) fact-checked him. Yikes. pic.twitter.com/hbR9msyHQs
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 27, 2025
Wants to fight a Senate Committee witness.
Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-OK) challenges Teamsters leader Sean O’Brien to a physical fight, standing up midway through a Senate HELP Committee hearing.
— The Recount (@therecount) November 14, 2023
Chair Bernie Sanders (I-VT) repeatedly attempts to break them up: “You’re a United States senator.” pic.twitter.com/E4U624cDsS
His confirmation hearing should be a shitshow.
FYI:
It’s that time of year again to change the clocks. This time we spring forward this weekend.
People love to hate changing clocks twice a year, but can't agree how to fix it https://t.co/y9Z1bPiYkW
— The Associated Press (@AP) March 6, 2026
Happy Friday. I hope y’all have a nice weekend.
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