Coffee Talk with Tiff

March 17, 2026 12:00 pm EDT Halodoc Coffee Talk with Tiff 0
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It’s Tuesday …

President Shit’s Public Schedule …

Tuesday, March 17 2026
8:00 AM The President participates in Executive Time The White House Closed Press
9:00 AM In-Town Pool Call Time The White House In-Town Pool
10:45 AM The President participates in a Greeting with the Taoiseach of Ireland The White House Closed Press
11:00 AM The President participates in a Bilateral Meeting Oval Office White House Press Pool
12:10 PM The President participates in the Friends of Ireland Luncheon The White House White House Press Pool
2:30 PM The President participates in a Policy Meeting Oval Office Closed Press
4:00 PM The President participates in Signing Time Oval Office Closed Press
5:00 PM The President participates in a Greeting with the Deputy First Minister of Northern Ireland The White House Closed Press
5:05 PM The President participates in a Greeting with the Taoiseach of Ireland The White House Closed Press
5:20 PM The President participates in the Shamrock Bowl Presentation East Room Pre-Credentialed Media

A peek into how Puddle’s multiple presser vomits went yesterday …

Short answer: Batshit Insanity and Stupidity.

Trump: UFC is going to be here. Dana White, he’s building literally a stadium, a 5,000 seat arena right outside the front door of the WH… happens to be my birthday. It’s going to be broadcast on CBS, which is the Ellison family, two great people, great people. It’s a great family. We’re going to have Indy car here and race around the capital.

Quick flashback to *check notes* 44 days ago …

Doocy: You said: they hit Qatar, Saudi Arabia UAE, Bahrain, Kuwait nobody expected that. We were shocked. Are you surprised that nobody briefed you ahead of time that that might be their retaliation?

Trump: Nobody. Nobody. No no no no. The greatest experts—nobody thought they were going hit… I wouldn’t say friendly countries they were like neutral they lived with them for years. Peter, they were going to take over the Middle East. They were going to knock out Israel with their nuclear weapon. But after we knocked out their nuclear potential, their nuclear potential weapon ah they started building missiles thousands and thousands of missiles and they were going to do it with missiles while they developed look these are sick people while they developed nuclear somehow they were going to start at a different site cause that side was you saw the site the mountain they were going to go into a certain area which we know exactly where it is and they were going to do that and it’s incredible what we’ve done I tell ya the job we’ve done you know if I didn’t …

Trump’s full rant on Cuba: “I think Cuba, in its own way, tourism and everything else, it’s a beautiful island, great weather. They’re not in a hurricane zone, which is nice for a change, you know? They won’t be asking us for money for hurricanes every week. I do believe I’ll have the honor of taking Cuba. That’s a big honor. Taking Cuba in some form, you know. Taking Cuba. I mean, whether I free it, take it — I can do anything I want with it, if you want to know the truth.”

When lying liars lie …

Short answer: Heat of a thousand suns …

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